Coffee Memoirs: (Think of Pinocchio singing this.) I got no kids to let me down, to make me cry, to make me frown. I got no kids to hold me down, I spend my money on me! Got that out of the way
I'm stealing a phrase from Coffee here - > Covid Memoires: We made it 2 years and 2 months without contracting Covid-19 and then last week Mrs. Soup and I came down with it.
Have you ever sheared a lug from your cars hub? You know...the stud that hangs out that you put the lug nuts on that holds the wheel to the car? No? Count yourself lucky.