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Devonsangel

Shared on Sun, 05/20/2007 - 18:39

Start Monday off right!

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Devonsangel

Shared on Sun, 05/20/2007 - 18:39

Start Monday off right!

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Devonsangel

Shared on Thu, 05/17/2007 - 04:41

Missed it

I missed it all.  I missed the opportunity to play with UnwashedMass cause I didn't see him online.  Sorry, I had a moment (senior and/or blonde, might as well offend both groups) and didn't realize he wasn't even on my FR list until it was too late!  Echo sent two invites while I was working on CoD 2 campaign and I just couldn't connect.  But, I did finish another mission set in Egypt and am now back with the Russian army.

So, congratulations to the Lipton Crew with SgtPayback, SilverDragon and Peepshow Janitor for taking the Bronze in the 3 man Headquarter tournament!

Devonsangel

Shared on Thu, 05/17/2007 - 04:41

Missed it

I missed it all.  I missed the opportunity to play with UnwashedMass cause I didn't see him online.  Sorry, I had a moment (senior and/or blonde, might as well offend both groups) and didn't realize he wasn't even on my FR list until it was too late!  Echo sent two invites while I was working on CoD 2 campaign and I just couldn't connect.  But, I did finish another mission set in Egypt and am now back with the Russian army.

So, congratulations to the Lipton Crew with SgtPayback, SilverDragon and Peepshow Janitor for taking the Bronze in the 3 man Headquarter tournament!

Devonsangel

Shared on Wed, 05/16/2007 - 18:43

Waiting

Here I sit waiting. For what, I'm not sure. Twister is on HBO at the moment and I just caught a statement made by the "gang" as they sat in Aunt May's kitchen talking about seeing F4 tornadoes when the therapist asks about an F5. The group gets quiet and she asks what that would be like. The answer was "Hammer of God" My first thought is of Greensburg, KS. What a very accurate statement.

Devonsangel

Shared on Wed, 05/16/2007 - 18:43

Waiting

Here I sit waiting. For what, I'm not sure. Twister is on HBO at the moment and I just caught a statement made by the "gang" as they sat in Aunt May's kitchen talking about seeing F4 tornadoes when the therapist asks about an F5. The group gets quiet and she asks what that would be like. The answer was "Hammer of God" My first thought is of Greensburg, KS. What a very accurate statement.

Devonsangel

Shared on Wed, 05/16/2007 - 04:35

Would you rather

Remember I commented that the facility I was working at had a lot of people on work release?  Well, one of them is in management and is a pedophile.  No, I'm not working here by myself and I really don't feel threatened, but damn, it is weird.  I really can't wait until this assignment is over and I'm really going to try and finish as quickly as possible.

Short post today and not a whole lot to write so...


Would you rather
As a man, have a bird swoop down and steal your toupee in a busy, crowded outdoor restaurant
or

Devonsangel

Shared on Wed, 05/16/2007 - 04:35

Would you rather

Remember I commented that the facility I was working at had a lot of people on work release?  Well, one of them is in management and is a pedophile.  No, I'm not working here by myself and I really don't feel threatened, but damn, it is weird.  I really can't wait until this assignment is over and I'm really going to try and finish as quickly as possible.

Short post today and not a whole lot to write so...


Would you rather
As a man, have a bird swoop down and steal your toupee in a busy, crowded outdoor restaurant
or

Devonsangel

Shared on Mon, 05/14/2007 - 06:09

How is this week going to end?

Sunday, Dastard and I went to visit his folks for Mother's day and had a very nice meal. Afterwards, I was going to continue on to my hotel for the week. I arrived at my destination and all seemed well. The xbox is up and running and connected to Live, w00t! I go to retire for the evening and realize I don't have a carrying case for my contacts. Crap! Ok, no crisis, I will use the glass and since they are the same size and prescription, I don't need to worry about which is which.

Devonsangel

Shared on Mon, 05/14/2007 - 06:09

How is this week going to end?

Sunday, Dastard and I went to visit his folks for Mother's day and had a very nice meal. Afterwards, I was going to continue on to my hotel for the week. I arrived at my destination and all seemed well. The xbox is up and running and connected to Live, w00t! I go to retire for the evening and realize I don't have a carrying case for my contacts. Crap! Ok, no crisis, I will use the glass and since they are the same size and prescription, I don't need to worry about which is which.

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