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Devonsangel

Shared on Wed, 05/16/2007 - 04:35
Remember I commented that the facility I was working at had a lot of people on work release?  Well, one of them is in management and is a pedophile.  No, I'm not working here by myself and I really don't feel threatened, but damn, it is weird.  I really can't wait until this assignment is over and I'm really going to try and finish as quickly as possible.

Short post today and not a whole lot to write so...


Would you rather
As a man, have a bird swoop down and steal your toupee in a busy, crowded outdoor restaurant
or
spend the entire day with fleas hopping around in your beard?

Comments

microscent's picture
Submitted by microscent on Thu, 05/17/2007 - 09:44
take the toupee, who cares if i'm bald!!
YEM's picture
Submitted by YEM on Wed, 05/16/2007 - 09:33
steal my toupee
JRock3x8's picture
Submitted by JRock3x8 on Fri, 08/03/2007 - 08:13
going with 63 - 13 year olds suck! :)
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 05/16/2007 - 09:48
yes, take my fake ass hair. :)
Raiz3R's picture
Submitted by Raiz3R on Fri, 08/03/2007 - 08:20
I'm going with 13 pain comes with age at 63
M13a77's picture
Submitted by M13a77 on Wed, 05/16/2007 - 10:26
Steal the toup definitly. Can't stand fleas...damn dirty fleas.
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Wed, 05/16/2007 - 11:29
Eww... Hope you get away from that sicko soon. Good luck. As for the would you rather: Toupee.
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Fri, 08/03/2007 - 08:28
63 for sure...Some 63 year old are still running marathons...And they can drink.
SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Fri, 08/03/2007 - 08:29
tough question.
Fetal's picture
Submitted by Fetal on Fri, 08/03/2007 - 08:30
well, viagra means i could be 63 and enjoy sex. i'd just have to find some excuse to carry a book in front of me with both hands at all times. tough one....63, i'd rather be older and wiser with a little blue pilland some rest home loving than be a lil johnny with hairy palms. :-)
ekattan's picture
Submitted by ekattan on Fri, 08/03/2007 - 08:31
Depends am I 63 with a hefty retirement plan and with a young gorgeous wife who married me only for my money? Or am I thirteen and still remember everything I have learned in this life?If I knew then what I know know. Or am I a 63 old man with my liver shot to shit thats got months to live and owes back taxes to the government? Or am I a thirteen year old boy with a pimples on his face and a weight problem which everyone taunts me about at school?

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