Would you rather

Remember I commented that the facility I was working at had a lot of people on work release?  Well, one of them is in management and is a pedophile.  No, I'm not working here by myself and I really don't feel threatened, but damn, it is weird.  I really can't wait until this assignment is over and I'm really going to try and finish as quickly as possible.

Short post today and not a whole lot to write so...


Would you rather
As a man, have a bird swoop down and steal your toupee in a busy, crowded outdoor restaurant
or
spend the entire day with fleas hopping around in your beard?