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I swear my Air Conditioner is cursed.

For the 4th time in five years, it has decided to crap out on my family again, right when the humidity is at its worst and when the heat is rising.

So, I stayed home today hoping to get it fixed... But, the repair man didn't get to our house until 3pm, and by the time he figured out that we had a freon leak, and that it would require 2-3 hours of work, it was too late in the day to do it.

I swear my Air Conditioner is cursed.

For the 4th time in five years, it has decided to crap out on my family again, right when the humidity is at its worst and when the heat is rising.

So, I stayed home today hoping to get it fixed... But, the repair man didn't get to our house until 3pm, and by the time he figured out that we had a freon leak, and that it would require 2-3 hours of work, it was too late in the day to do it.

...Back when SNL was actually funny...

...Back when SNL was actually funny...

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: The truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.  When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: The truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.  When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

Global Warming.

Everyone must bow down at its altar and worship it.  So sayeth Al Gore, so sayeth the Lord.


Honestly, the Church of Global Warming has become a religion unto itself, with Al Gore as it's high priest.  God forbid if you deny Global Warming, or even question the veracity of the claims of Global Warming.  Thou are a Heretic if one does.

We are about to enter the summer and barbeque season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the barbeque the following chain of events are put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

We are about to enter the summer and barbeque season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the barbeque the following chain of events are put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

1st Blog posting attempt - had a good rant going...  felt like I was in the groove with it when I clicked on something I shouldn't have (forgot to switch tabs) and lost everything I had typed to that point.  Appx. 6 paragraphs of rant gone.  * Sigh *  Just goes to show that you need to write it on Word and then copy and paste into here.

2nd Post Attempt - Don't feel like re-typing my rant (will do so later) so I just decide to write a small paragraph and then post pics and boobs.  Firefox crashes.  Everything lost.