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Young Girl


This Girl is a Woman Now

Gary Puckett FTW!  Not.

Young Girl


This Girl is a Woman Now

My house is cursed.

Woke up this morning to find that my refrigerator went out sometime in the night.  That's the 2nd time this year.  Add to that out AC going out 3 times in the past 4 years, our dryer going out, (1) TV blowing out, and (1) Xbox going out, and I'm thinking the house is cursed.

But it's more likely some sort of electrical issue.  So, more money out the door to get it fixed.  Yay me!

Firefight In Afghanistan Caught over the phone.

My house is cursed.

Woke up this morning to find that my refrigerator went out sometime in the night.  That's the 2nd time this year.  Add to that out AC going out 3 times in the past 4 years, our dryer going out, (1) TV blowing out, and (1) Xbox going out, and I'm thinking the house is cursed.

But it's more likely some sort of electrical issue.  So, more money out the door to get it fixed.  Yay me!

Firefight In Afghanistan Caught over the phone.

1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas.

3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas, plus a couple no one's seen before.

4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

5. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.

6. It is not a shopping cart... it's a buggy.

7. "Jaw-P?" means "Did y'all go to the bathroom?"

8. People actually grow and eat okra.

1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas.

3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas, plus a couple no one's seen before.

4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

5. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.

6. It is not a shopping cart... it's a buggy.

7. "Jaw-P?" means "Did y'all go to the bathroom?"

8. People actually grow and eat okra.

Marine Corps Rules:

1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.

2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.

3. Have a plan.

4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.

5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a '4.'

7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

Marine Corps Rules:

1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.

2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.

3. Have a plan.

4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.

5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a '4.'

7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.