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Shared on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 01:33

Greedy Gandalf

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Shared on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 20:48

Violence in Video Games

 The shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary was a terrible American tragedy which has divided the country over the topic of gun control and our Second Amendment rights. I don't usually get political on 2O2P, but some folks out there are pointing their fingers at video games and I just can't let that slide. NRA Spokesman, Wayne LaPierre, told us a few weeks ago that the answer is "more guns" and that the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.

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Shared on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 12:23

Jones Got Me in Trouble

 My given name is not actually Sarcasmo Jones. Jones is more of an alter ego: a pseudonym for the part of me who likes to stir shit up or say the things that should have been left unsaid. I try to leave Jones at home when I go to work, but apparently he was hiding yesterday.

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Shared on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 23:15

Airing of Grievances

 I know Festivus has come and gone but I wanted to share some stuff that bothers me:

1) Warm toilet seats. I hate sitting down to take care of business while basking in someone else's body heat.

SarcasmoJones

Shared on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 21:14

Oklahoma Fried Chicken

 Just in case you were wondering "what's the worst possible way to cook chicken", I offer the following recipe for disaster.

You will need:

1 Okie with no discernable cooking skills

Italian Dressing

Spray can of Pam, or non-stick equivalent

.000001 ounce of cooking oil

A "way too small for the job at hand" skillet or frying pan

Money to go out and eat afterward

SarcasmoJones

Shared on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 13:09

Just A Friendly Reminder

I am The Mighty Sarcasmo Jones!

That is all.

SarcasmoJones

Shared on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 17:15

The Talking Bookshelf

 Like a lot of gamers, I keep my games on a bookshelf. Scanning the titles frrom left to right provided the following news headline: Arkham City Assassin's Creed Dishonored Duke Nukem Forever.

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Shared on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 19:25

Defecation in Public

For those of you not following the Goodnight Thread I offer this cautionary tale:

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