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SarcasmoJones

Shared on Sun, 08/11/2013 - 17:53

Never Ask

SarcasmoJones

Shared on Sat, 08/03/2013 - 12:56

Fuck The Police

SarcasmoJones

Shared on Mon, 07/22/2013 - 16:10

Fuck It...Going Left

I had an epiphany at work today. I'm in a rut and hate everybody who works here because they are clones of people I have worked with at other places and already got sick of dealing with. Working in the shipping department means that I am the last line of defense against the innumerable stupid mistakes made by the folks who enter the orders, without having the luxury of a safety net for myself. Not that I need one: I'm just that fucking good. But it's not only the people that work here, it's also the folks that deliver and pick up.

SarcasmoJones

Shared on Tue, 07/16/2013 - 23:02

Left Turn

 I've taken a hard left turn this week for some reason. I don't know why, I tend to avoid introspective analysis, not because I'm afraid of what I'll find, I'm just too fucking lazy to make that kind of commitment. I may have derailed a couple of threads this week, but I assure you that it was not out of malice...I did it to amuse myself. I also sent an e-mail to a co-worker this week that resulted in disciplinary action: it was also crafted to be simultaneously incendiary to the recipient and amusing for me.

SarcasmoJones

Shared on Thu, 07/04/2013 - 18:35

Happy 4th of July

SarcasmoJones

Shared on Sun, 06/23/2013 - 16:56

Shit I've Said While Playing Skyrim

1) Bonemeal: it's the most important meal of the day.

2) Why won't these children burn?

3) The Falmer weren't watching you, Einstein...the Falmer are blind.

4) I'm only level 8...where are all of these Legendary Dragons coming from?

5) Here's a septim, now go buy some fucking cough syrup.

6) Why are these people already dead? Oh yeah, werewolf rampage.

7) Pardon me madam, but I believe that you have impaled yourself with your broom. Quit playing like it didn't happen and go get some help.

8) It's Motherfucking Murder Time!!

SarcasmoJones

Shared on Mon, 06/17/2013 - 02:05

Smokeless Jones

Finally gave up cigarettes. I'm on my fourth day of not smoking and I can already breathe better, not in the best of moods though. If I can make it four days, I can make it five...

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