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Shared on Wed, 03/06/2013 - 18:30

Remember the Alamo

The Alamo fell to the Mexican Army on the morning of March 6, 1836. I don't remember it, but I heard about it in school.

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Shared on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 12:29

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Shared on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 00:06

Raptr Community Game Night: Black Ops 2

 Just a heads up: Raptr is having a BLOPS2 game night if some of you geezers wanted to get in on it and show Raptr that 2old2play means business. Sign up info at http://raptr.com/LinkSmash/news/512d49cbab497774df/raptr-community-game-...

Good luck...I'm sure Timmy will be there.

SarcasmoJones

Shared on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 20:58

Fast Five

 I just watched Fast Five again on HBOGO and I'm still a little disappointed that there was no street racing in the movie...just Dom and Brian rolling back to base in a 911 GT3 RS that they won in a race that wasn't shown. And  it was a shitty looking blue. They completely wrecked the Stingray, dismantled the GT40, and made cop Chargers the stars of the show. I want some fucking racing in Fast Six...no vaults, and I want Letty to drive over Hobbs in a Chevelle.

SarcasmoJones

Shared on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 20:23

A Bad Day

SarcasmoJones

Shared on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 11:21

Happy Birthday Dave Lombardo!

Picture of Dave Lombardo

Slayer's Dave Lombardo turns 48 today...happy birthday, Dave.

SarcasmoJones

Shared on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 00:41

Aliens: Colonial Marines First Impressions

 I've played the first four hours of the Aliens: Colonial Marines single player campaign and it hasn't quite grown on me yet. The narrative is fine ,the sound effects are spot on, and the voice acting is actually pretty good...Gearbox even brought back Michael Biehn and Lance Henricksen to reprise their Aliens movie roles. That being said, the alien animation is kind of jerky and it was hard to adapt to the button layout: your loadout consists of two primary weapons which you alternate with the y-button, and a side arm, which you alternate to from the D-pad.

SarcasmoJones

Shared on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 11:42

Worst Ladies Day Out, Ever

 My grandmother is being placed in a home with an Alzheimer's Unit today, under the ruse of a "Ladies Day Out." My grandmother's husband, her family, and my dickhead aunt and uncle are currently working their asses off in a two part choreographed dance of deception. Unit One: The "Ladies": this unit is responsible for keeping Granny entertained with manicures, hairstyling, and other old lady stuff.

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