SarcasmoJones's blog

So I come home from work today and go straight tp work, at my wife's insistence, on the yard in anticipation of my mother-in-law's arrival this evening. That's an extra three hours of work in the lovely Texas heat only to find out, just a few minutes ago, that she's going straight to the hotel and we're to meet her there. All that work for nothing. I could have done that in the morning when it was cooler instead of risking fucking heat stroke and West Nile Virus. Fuck...

Happy Birthday to Keith Moon. He would have been old today.

Happy Birthday Layne Staley. He would have been 45 today.

Happy Birthday to Dimebag Darrell Abbott. He would have been 46 today.

Today is National Bad Poetry Day. In the spirit of the occasion I share this with you:

Some roses are red
Yet others are pink
You can eat roses
But your shit will still stink

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 I posted a few months ago that my house had been broken into while I was at work and all my best stuff was stolen. Last night the end recipient of my stolen 360 console signed on and knocked me offline. I knocked him off, he knocked me off, etc...for almost an hour,. I tightened up the security, changed passwords, and required a profile download on any access to my account...hopefully that bullshit will end but my console is still out there in incompetent hands. I've thought about it and the only solution is that this person has to die. Assemble at my place in thirty minutes.

 I was flipping through my YouTube subscriptions and discovered that Thick & Thin episodes are now available on YouTube. I have a hot, shitty job that sometimes prevents me from catching live shows but I can watch YouTube on my 360. Here's what I suggest...get a YouTube account if you don't already have one and watch these episodes in support of 2old2play. The more views we can get on YouTube the better!

A man comes home from work one day to an obviously angry wife.

She yells "you're a pedophile!"

The man replies "that's a mighty big word for a twelve-year old."