Saw the Taco Bell commercial for the waffle taco last night, the wife's reaction was:"Oh, for fuck's sake!" I think it will take a little convincing to get her to go.
Saw the Taco Bell commercial for the waffle taco last night, the wife's reaction was:"Oh, for fuck's sake!" I think it will take a little convincing to get her to go.
Yep, nothing says "I had Taco Bell for breakfast" quite like projectile vomiting in the breakroom at work. I finally went to a medical professional to get to the bottom of my daily am acid barf, and it turns out that I have acid reflux. Ol' Doc Whatshisname gave me a prescription for some shit that has allowed me to eat whatever the fuck I feel like eating without blowing acid chunks and tooth enamel into my toilet at 5am...what will become of my special morning time? Whatever, but there is a downside. I've been eating peppers again, I had pizza for breakfast on Saturday, Sunday night I had some greasy ol' Tex-Mex tamales and cheese enchiladas swimming in chile con carne and zero problems with my stomach. However, my butthole has taken umbrage with my new diet and reminded me to lay off the jalapeños and chili with a stern warning. Do they make a pill for Mexi-butt?
@ Jones stay away from Advil or anything with the ibuprofen. That stuff destroyed hubby's esophagus and stomach a couple of years ago (hence the annual endoscopy).
In other, girls news, I'm growing out my pixie cut. It's in that horrible phase right now...I wake up every morning looking like the ancient aliens guy. I'm in the phase where I either slick it down with a ton of crap or run to the salon and get it cut so short I could pass for a boy with boobs.
Penaten zinc oxide, like for diaper rash. Doesn't go on easy, doesn't come off easy. Relief on a massive scale while less likely to show obvious stains.
I had to use destin all winter because cold made my sphincter bleed. I can't eat anything spicy right now because of what my wife calls:" Catch and release." That's right I spare none of the gory details.
So let me get this straight...you guys are running around with creams and chemicals slathered on your buttholes? I was just gonna throw a roll of tp in the freezer or something...it's just plain ol' taco butt.
If you weren't eating the offending foods before the meds, ease into eating them. Capsaicin is also an effective ANALgesic
I was eating them but not like last weekend...I really wanted to give the reflux meds a proper test. I even had a couple of glasses of wine, which I haven't been able to pull off for years. I feel like a teenager again...but with an old man's butt.
Been busy in the garage...what was supposed to be maintenance work (timing chains & clutch) has now turned into a full blown rebuild after finding scoring on a couple cylinder walls (and a couple main bearings after digging deeper).
Oh well, time to punch it out and build it bigger and beastlier.
Though nobody within a 300 mile radius seems to have a torque plate for the motor to do a proper bore/hone.....so looks like I'll have to buy my own machining fixture.
Sucks about the doc Kit.
Grats Knight! Way to not just act the hero, but be the hero!
Achy, hope they get you sorted out. Back problems suck.
Been busy in the garage...what was supposed to be maintenance work (timing chains & clutch) has now turned into a full blown rebuild after finding scoring on a couple cylinder walls (and a couple main bearings after digging deeper).
Oh well, time to punch it out and build it bigger and beastlier.
Though nobody within a 300 mile radius seems to have a torque plate for the motor to do a proper bore/hone.....so looks like I'll have to buy my own machining fixture.
Sucks about the doc Kit.
Grats Knight! Way to not just act the hero, but be the hero!
Achy, hope they get you sorted out. Back problems suck.
That's a labor of love, Helios...may Lady Luck shine on your rebuild, amigo.
It's true Sherb! Hubby is a notorious week night wrench turner. He has a 40 chevy and an 85 pickup. One or the other (or both) are always in need of something. As long as he's not bleeding brakes, I don't care. I HATE the "pump...pump...hold". I get bored and my mind wanders lol
It's true Sherb! Hubby is a notorious week night wrench turner. He has a 40 chevy and an 85 pickup. One or the other (or both) are always in need of something. As long as he's not bleeding brakes, I don't care. I HATE the "pump...pump...hold". I get bored and my mind wanders lol
You should get the hubby one of these for his birthday/christmas. You can thank me later.
Not so good myself, stinking cold. First in a few years, been lucky that way but this one got me. Ah well no sign of Man Flu at least.
On my other hand, it's music night and after racing with an F1 driver, always a gas.
Saw the Taco Bell commercial for the waffle taco last night, the wife's reaction was:"Oh, for fuck's sake!" I think it will take a little convincing to get her to go.
Vaseline my friend...
Vaseline? I've used it on the front, but never in the back....sounds squishy.
Coats the sensitive areas when the hot sauce "passes" by...Or you could adjust your dietary habits perhaps?
LMAO! I love you guys :D
@ Jones stay away from Advil or anything with the ibuprofen. That stuff destroyed hubby's esophagus and stomach a couple of years ago (hence the annual endoscopy).
In other, girls news, I'm growing out my pixie cut. It's in that horrible phase right now...I wake up every morning looking like the ancient aliens guy. I'm in the phase where I either slick it down with a ton of crap or run to the salon and get it cut so short I could pass for a boy with boobs.
ALIENS!!
Sigorney Weaver ish? Wet t-shirt and all?
LOL If that's what it takes for me not to laugh at my own reflection every morning! It's soooooo horrible....
Well, there's hair extensions, or the less affluent "wig"...get yourself a Doll Parton special or a "Shatner 3000"?
(Any closet Night Court fans out there?)
I just draw hair on with a Sharpie...I'm sporting a luxurious pompadour today.
That's like a fancy Joe Dirt mullet, no?
Does this guy look like a red-neck elf or what?
Penaten zinc oxide, like for diaper rash. Doesn't go on easy, doesn't come off easy. Relief on a massive scale while less likely to show obvious stains.
I was going to suggest Preparation H.
Are you guys talking about Jones' butt problem or my ancient aliens hair?? (This thread is making me giggle!!)
Just because Jones talks out of his ass doesn't necessarily mean he has a problem. Zombie I'm sure your hair is magnificent.
I had to use destin all winter because cold made my sphincter bleed. I can't eat anything spicy right now because of what my wife calls:" Catch and release." That's right I spare none of the gory details.
So let me get this straight...you guys are running around with creams and chemicals slathered on your buttholes? I was just gonna throw a roll of tp in the freezer or something...it's just plain ol' taco butt.
If you weren't eating the offending foods before the meds, ease into eating them. Capsaicin is also an effective ANALgesic
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!! Catch and release? Do I even wanna ask??
Hello fellow trouble makers.
Been busy in the garage...what was supposed to be maintenance work (timing chains & clutch) has now turned into a full blown rebuild after finding scoring on a couple cylinder walls (and a couple main bearings after digging deeper).
Oh well, time to punch it out and build it bigger and beastlier.
Though nobody within a 300 mile radius seems to have a torque plate for the motor to do a proper bore/hone.....so looks like I'll have to buy my own machining fixture.
Sucks about the doc Kit.
Grats Knight! Way to not just act the hero, but be the hero!
Achy, hope they get you sorted out. Back problems suck.
Jones, I can eat damn near anything, no issues...did run into some bull radish once that tore me up though...
Morning all! 10 more hours to the weekend...
And turning wrenches in the garage.
Now Sherb, you can turn wrenches every day of the week! Honest!
It's true Sherb! Hubby is a notorious week night wrench turner. He has a 40 chevy and an 85 pickup. One or the other (or both) are always in need of something. As long as he's not bleeding brakes, I don't care. I HATE the "pump...pump...hold". I get bored and my mind wanders lol
You should get the hubby one of these for his birthday/christmas. You can thank me later.
http://www.summitracing.com/parts/mvp-0106?seid=srese1&gclid=CInh9pX31r0CFdBqfgodNEAAjQ
I just never had the self control for the "Hold"