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10. The Kevlar and vest mandatory uniform from 2003 to 2007 has been replaced with the gentle request of "please wear a hat" at the Baghdad International Airport flight line.

9. The Subway in Baghdad now serves double meat on request.

8. Number one complaint of Green Zone soldiers is the lack of decals for the new Les Paul Guitar Hero: Aerosmith model edition.

7. Ambassador Ryan Crocker is releasing a Christmas Cookbook.

6. The Mehdi Army is now issuing referral letters to other terrorist organizations based out of Iran.

Ok, put your minds in the gutter, if they aren't already there!

Ok, put your minds in the gutter, if they aren't already there!

...for me to watch.

The Gong Show with Dave Attell.

But, found some clips of it via Podcasts, and now I'm going to have to watch it for brainless humor.

...for me to watch.

The Gong Show with Dave Attell.

But, found some clips of it via Podcasts, and now I'm going to have to watch it for brainless humor.

The radio show I listen to every morning discussed the Darwin Awards for 2008 this morning.

Here are the stories they discussed:

The radio show I listen to every morning discussed the Darwin Awards for 2008 this morning.

Here are the stories they discussed:

I'm tired....

So fucking tired that I fell asleep here at work at my desk.  WTF?

I'm tired....

So fucking tired that I fell asleep here at work at my desk.  WTF?

Woot!  New LCD screen and hard drive.  Unfortunately, the old HD was dead.  Fortunately, I'm fairly certain that I had backed up 95% of what was on it on my external HD.  Thank god for the foresight to purchase an extended warranty for the computer.

Thanks to drk_knight01 for securing me a coupon for the limited edition Spawn Spartan available only at ComicCon.  Woot!  Got it in the mail yesterday!