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A Claw Hammer, Motor Oil, and a Plastic Bag.

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Shared on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 08:33

Ok, put your minds in the gutter, if they aren't already there!

FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) - A Fort Wayne man was arrested Monday for felony Public Indecency after police saw him standing naked in the window of his home.

Around 10:30 p.m. Monday evening, a Fort Wayne officer was driving in the 4500 block of S. Hanna St.  when he noticed a naked man standing in front of a large picture window of his home with his genital region clearly visible to those on the street.

According to the officer, the blinds were not pulled shut and the front door was wide open, giving a clear view inside the home.

Together, with another responding officer, the two walked up to the home and found the naked man, then on the couch, conducting a lewd act with a claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil.

Ok, what the hell was he doing with all three?

Y'all want to take a wild guess?  And no, the article doesn't say what he was doing.

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Time to put your CSI caps on!

Comments

JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 09:11
ditto what King says.
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 09:17
Time to show off my small town boy innocense....um...wait he was doing WHAT WITH WHAT!!!!!!!!! How do people come up with this kind of stuff?? seriously, at what point do they think this is a good idea!?!?!? my mind has been warped!! my poor little mind.
SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 09:20
Woot! Thumb's down fairy (douche) strikes again!
xBIGWIGx's picture
Submitted by xBIGWIGx on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 09:37
The hammer's handle up the pooper, with the bag as a "rubber" to prevent splinters, and the oil for lube. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go clean the inside of my head with soap.
GAINER32's picture
Submitted by GAINER32 on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 09:46
I'm with xBIGWIGx he had the plastic bag over the handle of the hammer to prevent splinters and used the oil to lube up the bag to prepare it for rear entry. Talk about some crazy MacGiever bullshit. Where were the jumper cables for the nipples?
sicrik's picture
Submitted by sicrik on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 09:58
bag and motor oil used as jack juice and catch all.....the hammer to beat himself in the head afterward in shame
LadyisRed's picture
Submitted by LadyisRed on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 18:59
Im going to ditto bigwig
YEM's picture
Submitted by YEM on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 08:37
oil is lube for hammer, and the bag was his "catch bag"
transman's picture
Submitted by transman on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 08:42
yem had my idea, but an alternate theory. maybe he just rammed the hammer in his ass,poured some oil in the bag,and was "wackin willie' with an oiled bag. maybe not,either way the man needs help(motor oil is expensive now,he would have gotten much more "bang for his buck" with baby oil)
KingDrewsky's picture
Submitted by KingDrewsky on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 09:04
Bag was on his head disrupting normal air flow

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