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www.myboot.org a site that used to be named www.myboot.com is one of those rare gems you find on the internet. This guy, Craig Mitchell, is hilarious, and i thought I'd share one of his more rediculous pieces. This is not his only style of writing. This is just what he thought a good essay template would be for school children today.

www.myboot.org a site that used to be named www.myboot.com is one of those rare gems you find on the internet. This guy, Craig Mitchell, is hilarious, and i thought I'd share one of his more rediculous pieces. This is not his only style of writing. This is just what he thought a good essay template would be for school children today.

Last night before I went to bed I had a random thought. I remembered my old high school AP english teacher, a man I used to admire, and suddenly realized he was full of shit. I say this because basically he preached throughout the year of the virtues of predestination.

Predestination for those of you who don't know is the belief that everything we do in this world was scripted ahead of time for us. Our actions are not our own. Our feelings are preprogrammed so they lead us in the direction we are meant to go. Utter bullshit.

Last night before I went to bed I had a random thought. I remembered my old high school AP english teacher, a man I used to admire, and suddenly realized he was full of shit. I say this because basically he preached throughout the year of the virtues of predestination.

Predestination for those of you who don't know is the belief that everything we do in this world was scripted ahead of time for us. Our actions are not our own. Our feelings are preprogrammed so they lead us in the direction we are meant to go. Utter bullshit.

I realize most of you guys are football fanatics, but baseball can be the shiznit too. A few of us are trying to start a 2o2p fantasy baseball league through cbs sports line and we need at least 6 more people. Here is the link if you'd like to join.

http://www.2old2play.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=26594

I realize most of you guys are football fanatics, but baseball can be the shiznit too. A few of us are trying to start a 2o2p fantasy baseball league through cbs sports line and we need at least 6 more people. Here is the link if you'd like to join.

http://www.2old2play.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=26594

The last few weeks life has been bizarre. All the major news outlets are proof positive we, Americans, are quite possibly the most ignorant people on the face of the planet. In the last week we have seen: An astronaut with moon rocks in her head and presumably a diaper rash drive 1,000 miles to kill a rival lover. The death and subsequant lionization of a gold digging, drugged out self obsessed moron. And the reunion of The Police. We're doomed.

The last few weeks life has been bizarre. All the major news outlets are proof positive we, Americans, are quite possibly the most ignorant people on the face of the planet. In the last week we have seen: An astronaut with moon rocks in her head and presumably a diaper rash drive 1,000 miles to kill a rival lover. The death and subsequant lionization of a gold digging, drugged out self obsessed moron. And the reunion of The Police. We're doomed.

I really don't have much to say to you Phillistines except to encourage you to read other people's blogs.

Notice I said READ.

I say this because the people with the most popular blogs tend to be the people who post everyday, like Soupnazzi and Raiz3R. They post some diversionary things that are entertaining, but really serve no real purpose except to waste time. There is certainly nothing wrong with wasting time. Especially if you're getting paid to do it.

I really don't have much to say to you Phillistines except to encourage you to read other people's blogs.

Notice I said READ.

I say this because the people with the most popular blogs tend to be the people who post everyday, like Soupnazzi and Raiz3R. They post some diversionary things that are entertaining, but really serve no real purpose except to waste time. There is certainly nothing wrong with wasting time. Especially if you're getting paid to do it.