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Michael Scott: Is Jan in yet?

Hunter: I think she's coming in later.

Michael Scott: Could you give her a message for me when she gets in?

Hunter: Sure.

Michael Scott: Just say, 'I want to squeeze them.' It's code. She'll know what it means.

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I saw a rumor that there will be an Office spin off next year.  Anyone know anyhting about this?

Michael Scott: Is Jan in yet?

Hunter: I think she's coming in later.

Michael Scott: Could you give her a message for me when she gets in?

Hunter: Sure.

Michael Scott: Just say, 'I want to squeeze them.' It's code. She'll know what it means.

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I saw a rumor that there will be an Office spin off next year.  Anyone know anyhting about this?

Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?

Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.

Dwight Schrute: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought—

Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!

Dwight Schrute: You know what, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you.

Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?

Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.

Dwight Schrute: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought—

Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!

Dwight Schrute: You know what, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you.

Michael Scott: We had a foreign exchange student when I was young. And, we called him my brother, and that's what I thought he was. Um, then he went home to what is formerly Yugoslavia, taking all of my blue jeans, with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. That is what Ryan is like: A fake brother who steals your jeans.

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Everyone have a great weekend!!!!

Michael Scott: We had a foreign exchange student when I was young. And, we called him my brother, and that's what I thought he was. Um, then he went home to what is formerly Yugoslavia, taking all of my blue jeans, with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. That is what Ryan is like: A fake brother who steals your jeans.

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Everyone have a great weekend!!!!

Michael Scott: Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me, the choice is easy.

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Thursdays Suck without The Office!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Scott: Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me, the choice is easy.

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Thursdays Suck without The Office!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phyllis: Hey Pam. By the way, it's great that you're dating. But when a new client calls, you just have to randomly assign them to a salesperson. You can't base who gets new clients on who you're sleeping with that week. Okay?

Pam Beesly: Okay.

Phyllis: Okay.

Jim Halpert: O-kay.

Phyllis: Hey Pam. By the way, it's great that you're dating. But when a new client calls, you just have to randomly assign them to a salesperson. You can't base who gets new clients on who you're sleeping with that week. Okay?

Pam Beesly: Okay.

Phyllis: Okay.

Jim Halpert: O-kay.