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Jim Halpert: Listen. We need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is there for trying to get us kicked off.

Dwight Schrute: God... damn it! Why us?

Jim Halpert: Because we're strong, Dwight. Because we're strong.

Jim Halpert: Listen. We need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is there for trying to get us kicked off.

Dwight Schrute: God... damn it! Why us?

Jim Halpert: Because we're strong, Dwight. Because we're strong.

Dwight Schrute: Okay, first, let's go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?

Michael Scott: Uh, none: you're picking a healthcare plan.

Dwight Schrute: Okay we'll table that for now...

Dwight Schrute: Okay, first, let's go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?

Michael Scott: Uh, none: you're picking a healthcare plan.

Dwight Schrute: Okay we'll table that for now...

Michael Scott: Will they throw their hats, you think?

Ryan: What?

Michael Scott: A lot of time at a school, or naval academy, after a rousing speech the crowd will throw its hats high into the air.

Ryan: You understand no ones graduating.

Michael Scott: I know, I know. I'm just saying if they did throw their hats I've got a great line for that. 'May your hats fly as high as your dreams.'

Michael Scott: Will they throw their hats, you think?

Ryan: What?

Michael Scott: A lot of time at a school, or naval academy, after a rousing speech the crowd will throw its hats high into the air.

Ryan: You understand no ones graduating.

Michael Scott: I know, I know. I'm just saying if they did throw their hats I've got a great line for that. 'May your hats fly as high as your dreams.'

Michael Scott: Tonight we are going to have an inventory luau. I want to bring back a little slice of paradise to the Dunder Mifflin warehouse inventory, so party-planning committee, get on it.

Angela: By the end of the day? That's impossible.

Michael Scott: The Jamaicans don't have a word for 'impossible.'

Jim Halpert: Yep, it's English, it's 'impossible.'

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Michael Scott: Tonight we are going to have an inventory luau. I want to bring back a little slice of paradise to the Dunder Mifflin warehouse inventory, so party-planning committee, get on it.

Angela: By the end of the day? That's impossible.

Michael Scott: The Jamaicans don't have a word for 'impossible.'

Jim Halpert: Yep, it's English, it's 'impossible.'

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Sorry everyone, was on vacation.  Glad to be back!!

Michael Scott: I don't really get it. 'Cause we're not doing that bad. And our numbers are going to come up.

Jan Levinson: Well it's not all about numbers, Michael. It's about talent.

Michael Scott: Oh, you gotta be...Josh??

Jan Levinson: Our CFO believes that Josh is going to play an important role in our company's future.

Michael Scott: Oh really? What role is that? The king of the stupid universe?

Michael Scott: I don't really get it. 'Cause we're not doing that bad. And our numbers are going to come up.

Jan Levinson: Well it's not all about numbers, Michael. It's about talent.

Michael Scott: Oh, you gotta be...Josh??

Jan Levinson: Our CFO believes that Josh is going to play an important role in our company's future.

Michael Scott: Oh really? What role is that? The king of the stupid universe?