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Michael Scott: Toby has been cruisin' for a bruisin' for twelve years. And I am now his cruise director. And my name is Captain Bruisin'.

Michael Scott: Toby has been cruisin' for a bruisin' for twelve years. And I am now his cruise director. And my name is Captain Bruisin'.

Andy: Good one. But uh, seriously. Guys, who did this? ... Seriously, guys. Who did this? ... I need to know who put my calculator in Jell-O or I'm gonna lose MY FREAKIN' MIND!

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Have a good weekend everyone!!

Andy: Good one. But uh, seriously. Guys, who did this? ... Seriously, guys. Who did this? ... I need to know who put my calculator in Jell-O or I'm gonna lose MY FREAKIN' MIND!

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Have a good weekend everyone!!

Dwight Schrute: I saw Wedding Crashers, accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theatre. After an hour I figured I was in the wrong theatre but I kept waiting. That's the thing about bear attacks, they come when you least expect it.

Dwight Schrute: I saw Wedding Crashers, accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theatre. After an hour I figured I was in the wrong theatre but I kept waiting. That's the thing about bear attacks, they come when you least expect it.

Michael Scott: Everybody in here stat. No time to lose. CRIMAN Squa F and C double time.

Dwight Schrute: CRIMAN Squa?

Michael Scott: Crisis management squad.

Ryan: F and C, double time?

Michael Scott: Front and center, twice as fast as you would normally go. Any other questions?

Jim Halpert: One more. Why are you talking like that?

Michael Scott: To save time, Jim.

Michael Scott: Everybody in here stat. No time to lose. CRIMAN Squa F and C double time.

Dwight Schrute: CRIMAN Squa?

Michael Scott: Crisis management squad.

Ryan: F and C, double time?

Michael Scott: Front and center, twice as fast as you would normally go. Any other questions?

Jim Halpert: One more. Why are you talking like that?

Michael Scott: To save time, Jim.

Double Shot Tuesday!!!!!

Inlight of yesterday's event I had to go through.............

Michael Scott: Here's the thing. When a company screws up, best thing to do is call a press conference. Alert the media and then you control the story. Wait for them to find out, and the story controls you. That's what happened to O.J.

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Michael Scott: Mrs. Allen is our most important client. Because, every client is our most important client. Even though she's a pretty unimportant client, really.

Double Shot Tuesday!!!!!

Inlight of yesterday's event I had to go through.............

Michael Scott: Here's the thing. When a company screws up, best thing to do is call a press conference. Alert the media and then you control the story. Wait for them to find out, and the story controls you. That's what happened to O.J.

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Michael Scott: Mrs. Allen is our most important client. Because, every client is our most important client. Even though she's a pretty unimportant client, really.