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Michael Scott: Jim Halpert. Pros. Smart, cool, good looking. Remind you of anyone you know? Cons. Not a hard worker. I can spend all day on a project and he can finish the same project in a half an hour. So that should tell you something.

Michael Scott: Jim Halpert. Pros. Smart, cool, good looking. Remind you of anyone you know? Cons. Not a hard worker. I can spend all day on a project and he can finish the same project in a half an hour. So that should tell you something.

Dwight Schrute: You gotta learn Jim, you are second in command but that does not put you above the law.

Jim Halpert: Oh I understand. And I also have lots of questions. Like, what does a demerit mean?

Dwight Schrute: Let's put it this way, you do not want to receive three of those.

Jim Halpert: Lay it on me.

Dwight Schrute: Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.

Jim Halpert: Now, that sounds serious.

Dwight Schrute: You gotta learn Jim, you are second in command but that does not put you above the law.

Jim Halpert: Oh I understand. And I also have lots of questions. Like, what does a demerit mean?

Dwight Schrute: Let's put it this way, you do not want to receive three of those.

Jim Halpert: Lay it on me.

Dwight Schrute: Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.

Jim Halpert: Now, that sounds serious.

Dwight Schrute: Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned?

Jim Halpert: Andy, Dwight says welcome back and he could use a hug.

Dwight Schrute: Okay, tell him that that's not true.

Jim Halpert: Dwight says that he doesn't actually know one single fact about bear attacks.

Dwight Schrute: Okay. No. Jim tell him bears can climb faster than they can run. Jim! Tell him!

Dwight Schrute: Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned?

Jim Halpert: Andy, Dwight says welcome back and he could use a hug.

Dwight Schrute: Okay, tell him that that's not true.

Jim Halpert: Dwight says that he doesn't actually know one single fact about bear attacks.

Dwight Schrute: Okay. No. Jim tell him bears can climb faster than they can run. Jim! Tell him!

Dwight Schrute: Michael, what's wrong?

Michael Scott: Everything is wrong, Dwight. The stress of my modern office has made me depressed.

Dwight Schrute: Depressed? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling, 'bummed down?'

Michael Scott: Dwight, you ignorant slut!

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Dwight Schrute: Michael, what's wrong?

Michael Scott: Everything is wrong, Dwight. The stress of my modern office has made me depressed.

Dwight Schrute: Depressed? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling, 'bummed down?'

Michael Scott: Dwight, you ignorant slut!

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Pot is Clean:

Michael Scott: Oh, potato salad.

Dwight Schrute: It's from both of us.

Michael Scott: No it's not.

Hostess: Let see where we can put this...

Michael Scott: Oh, you know what you probably wanna leave the cover on until the guests get here.

[cut to interview]

Michael Scott: It's been sitting in my car, all day, with the sun beating down on the mayonnaise. Just, you never know.