Steam got added to Ubuntu's Software Center so Valve decided to throw a sale for the next week. All Linux compatible titles are running between 50-80% off.
It has been quite some time since my last blog post here at 2old2play. Since the arrival of 2013, much has taken place in Waterborn's World. If you follow my Twitter or Facebook feed, then you know that I have a online Cooking Blog & Video Series callled "Cooking In the Great Outdoors". Last November, I once again auditioned to be part of a national television show in conjunction with my work on CITGO.
A translation for those who aren’t fluent in kindergarten: “I really want a dog but daddy won’t let us because he thinks it will drink all of the beer.”
I was thinking about The Mist last night the novella by Stephan King, what if instead of mist it was lasagna? And why are inter-dimensional creatures bad ass, what about us open a portal to helpless tasty meat puppets land? Or tiny pizza pocket people? Or ice cream monsters the size of a medium shake?
What if we found out that all trees were the arms of one big creature that spent all of its time trying to figure out how to tickle people?
What if the world was destroyed and all that was left was a stapler? Or better yet what if someone launched a VW Bug into space and then it came back after 3,000 years and terrorized earth with its clever but slightly racist vanity license plate! And if I witnessed its inevitable transcendence into a multi-dimensional super being I would feign masturbation being the universal who gives a crap signal, and the VW super being would see this, would it care? Would it understand? And what kind of super being would it be if it didn’t?
