Armorsmith76's blog

I'm all for holidays. Any holidays, Any excuse to get together with friends and family, to have good food and enjoy life. I also understand that people are weak, frightened and confused, and that religion is the cure. Folks are strengthened, calmed, given hope. So really faith is a good thing. The placebo effect is real. Belief is enough to make it true.

George has better delivery on the subject than I do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o 

I'm all for holidays. Any holidays, Any excuse to get together with friends and family, to have good food and enjoy life. I also understand that people are weak, frightened and confused, and that religion is the cure. Folks are strengthened, calmed, given hope. So really faith is a good thing. The placebo effect is real. Belief is enough to make it true.

George has better delivery on the subject than I do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o 

I decided this wasn't worthy of a NSFW tag, but now I cant turn the damn thing off!

I think that hookers should visit old folks homes. The exercise would do everyone good. Imagine all the depressed people sitting around in their own dried urine, waiting for a breakfast of ensure, prunes and pills, hoping for death before lunch.

I decided this wasn't worthy of a NSFW tag, but now I cant turn the damn thing off!

I think that hookers should visit old folks homes. The exercise would do everyone good. Imagine all the depressed people sitting around in their own dried urine, waiting for a breakfast of ensure, prunes and pills, hoping for death before lunch.

Here's the plan... (yes I know it has holes, but come on folks, dream a little dream)

The leaders of every country all over the world have the same fetish, they lay awake at night, dreaming their perverse dream and furiously rubbing their woefully inadequate little dicks. The very inadequacy that drove them to positions of power in the first place.

They have something to prove, they want the power of the Gods, the ultimate status symbol, the worlds largest cock.

Here's the plan... (yes I know it has holes, but come on folks, dream a little dream)

The leaders of every country all over the world have the same fetish, they lay awake at night, dreaming their perverse dream and furiously rubbing their woefully inadequate little dicks. The very inadequacy that drove them to positions of power in the first place.

They have something to prove, they want the power of the Gods, the ultimate status symbol, the worlds largest cock.

I'm opinionated, sarcastic, misanthropic, maladjusted, and sometimes self centered. I'm also a pretty good story teller.

NONE of you would know that because I don't believe in shiting where I eat. I just want  to play games without too much drama and no Timmie bullshit. While posting here I have filtered myself so as not to rock the boat, till now...

I've decided to take the muzzle off,

Kidneys on Skewers (The German Cookbook, Mimi Sheraton 1993)

4 lamb kidneys

3 tablespoons butter

5 slices bacon, blanched

2 onions

salt and pepper

Kidneys on Skewers (The German Cookbook, Mimi Sheraton 1993)

4 lamb kidneys

3 tablespoons butter

5 slices bacon, blanched

2 onions

salt and pepper

     I put the help wanted signs out on the fence Friday morning. The circus is coming to town. I could already hear the faint sound of caliope music as I walked back into the store. By the end of the day we had 3 clowns and a bearded lady (it was more of a 5 oclock shadow to be honest). The parade will continue for the next 2 months as we prepare for spring.Everyone comes marching in for applications, idiots, slackers, losers, 32 year old men who live with their parents. Rampant alcoholics reeking of booze, folks rancid with BO who don't even know what a shower looks like.