Do grandpa a favor

I decided this wasn't worthy of a NSFW tag, but now I cant turn the damn thing off!

I think that hookers should visit old folks homes. The exercise would do everyone good. Imagine all the depressed people sitting around in their own dried urine, waiting for a breakfast of ensure, prunes and pills, hoping for death before lunch.

Now, imagine all those happy faces waiting for the whore wagon to unload the afternoons entertainment. Medicare could pay for the whole thing, The goverment would actually save money in antidepressants and physical therapy. And if the family paid for it, what a great way to make a family member hapy (and get more in the will after he dies), you'd definitely be the favorite grandchild if you set him up with Trixie.
Sure a certain amount of patrons would drop dead from the excitement and exertion, but...

1. That's how I want to die.
2. Shaving a few years off the end of all those lives means less strain on goverment funds and more money in those estates.

I'm just sayin...=)