Opening my big fat mouth

I'm opinionated, sarcastic, misanthropic, maladjusted, and sometimes self centered. I'm also a pretty good story teller.

NONE of you would know that because I don't believe in shiting where I eat. I just want  to play games without too much drama and no Timmie bullshit. While posting here I have filtered myself so as not to rock the boat, till now...

I've decided to take the muzzle off,

Take what I say with a grain of salt, I over exaggerate to make for a good story. Everything becomes an extreme. If you are entertained, great. If I spark a conversation or some thought, great. If I offend you, Meh.  I have a really dark sense of humor.  I love George Carlins stuff. If that's not your type of thing....DON"T READ IT!!! unless you secretly want to be offended, or lack the self control to not peek in the box after being told not to. (in either case I have no sympathy for you) I don't really feel like arguing with you either, you have your opinion and I have mine (yours is just probably wrong, but thats beside the point) The point is, ARGUING IS POINTLESS!!

Ok, disclaimer over, here are some of my thoughts.

Curing morbid obesity by making the doors of fast food Joints half as large.
Giving nuclear weapons to every country in the middle east to promote peace (and quiet)
Solving the Palestinian conflict and getting rid of nuclear/hazardous waste 
Incorporate beating the shit out of people as a form of expression to further understanding, peace and civility
Getting the goverment to pay for hookers in old folks homes to increase health, mental happiness and reduce costs.
Why home makeover is a disgusting show of insincerity and corporate circle jerking.
Why the world can never change
How fear is the best thing for society, and how we abuse it
Why being stupid works in America, for now.
Why teaching children that they are special is wrong
How organized religion uses people, and why people need it to survive
The nature of all goverment
The nature of Man

Seeing some trends?

Lets start with the basics of Fat Stupid Bastards

I'm not talking about 70 pounds, I'm talking about people who have enough fat to create a whole other fat person.

I also applaud the efforts of people with weight issues, who are doing what they need to do to lose the weight and live healthier (hopefully happier) lives.

However, many Americans do NOTHING, they just get more huge every year, and they blame everyone else, to them I say...
It is not a genetic disease, 50 years ago we were a fit nation, then suddenly half the population develops the SAME genetic error? fuck you you finger pointing retard.
It IS your fault.
The food we Americans CHOOSE to eat is crap. McDonalds sells fruit cups and salads as a PR move. but they still sell tons more burgers and fries. No one had a gun to your head when you decided to "Super Size" your ass with a big mac. We don't exercise, we won't even run for the ice cream truck anymore.
You don't deserve any pitty or special treatment because you CHOOSE to be fat.
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f you are in the small percent of people with a LEGITIMATE MEDICAL REASON for being the size of a volkswagen, You should be pissed as hell that people with a choice in the matter decided it was acceptable to live their lives crippled with hundreds of pounds whale blubber under their skins. These fucks throw away a normal life you would kill to have, fuck them.

I propose we outlaw drive through windows in eatting establishments. If you are too lazy to park the car and walk across the parking lot to get a burger, you don't need one.
Make the entrance doors half the size of a normal door opening, If your ass won't fit in the door, you don't need a meal.
Buying food for people who can't fit in the door is against the law and would carry a punishment similar to that for buying alcohol for minors (Can you see all these gigantic, pale, sweaty bastards just hanging out in front of the store, hitting people up with bribes and sob stories)

Shit I have heard in the media...

Indignant fat woman; How thin do I have to be for you to be happy?
Me; Thin enough to not saddle me with sharing your medicare and insurance bills generated by the fact that your shitty health is due to being a Fat Stupid Bastard.

Self righteous fat man: I'm suing to make airplane seats larger.
Me; Although I do hate being squashed next to you on 10 hour flights, might I remind you that the seats are made for normal people, not circus acts. Go sit with the other baggage if you need to fly, we will both be more comfortable that way. Fewer seats means the airline has to charge more per seat, (the airlines are bastards too, but that's another day) I'm not paying more because of you.  I say the airline charges everyone by the pound, luggage included, leave the seats where they are and stop letting folks in when the seats are filled.

Stupid Fat American; The government should do something about this so people can get their weight under control.
me; As a freedom loving American, you want the government to somehow restrict, monitor and control something as simple as what you put in your mouth and mandate how often and how far you go for a walk, because you can't? Or is it that you still think you are the victim and need the goverment to help free you from the grip of the evil McDonalds corporation? McDonalds and other companies just make whatever product you show the most interest in, and constantly work to improve the desirability of that product so they can make the most money. (Greedy I know, but it is the American way) We live in a country where we have CHOICE. You would give that up. You suck.  Junk food tastes good, and is not bad when eaten in moderation. Why ruin the freedoms of everyone because you have no self control?

I feel like I'm the only person who sees this, and our nation just keeps getting fatter, and keeps pointing fingers between bites of triple bacon burger.