Rashanii's blog

DRESS CODE
 
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.  If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we
assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that
 you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.  If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do
not need a raise.
  
 
  SICK DAYS 
 

Whats Beef?

Beef is when you have an issue with someone, usually over the dumbest shit possible.

Now that we have the definition out of the way...

I

Hate

Kids.

Not all kids. I love Bella. I love my relatives kids. I love the kids at Isabellas school. I want to be a 3rd grade teacher. So let me rephrase...

I

Hate

Bad

Kids.

You know, the kid that the parent doesnt see. The kid that goes to the park with his friends, and when he or she is away from the parents, the vilest, rudest

Does jealousy play a role in anyone elses relationship with their child, or is it just me?

Isabellas mom does things for Isabella that I would classify as mother-daughter things. Like getting their nails done, and manicures and stuff like that.

Im cool with that. I look at it as bonding. Anyhoo...

A few weeks ago, I noticed that Isabellas hair was becoming quite unruly. Now, I only know of a few places that do hair, and they all have the spinning red and white poles in front of them. Bella didnt need a buzz cut, she needed a girly thingy. You know. The Salon.

This week, graffitti !!!
and remember,kids, Sharpy brand Permanent Markers are quick drying, and permanent on most surfaces.





God loves us! (Written next to that) You cant write on this wall! Thats graffiti! (Next to that) Youre doing it too!

Seen written on the USA TODAY newspaper despenser outside of the University of Oklahoma Cafeteria when there are papers in the despenser: USA TODAY (written underneath) Tomorrow the World!

Poster above Urinal: Please stay closer as your little Johny is not as big as you think.

You guys like cybering? I do, heres an example

J-Dogg: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears27: Aight.
J-Dogg: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears27: I slip out of my pants, just for you, J-Dogg.
J-Dogg: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears27: Oh, I like to play dress up.
J-Dogg: Me too baby.
BritneySpears27: I kiss you softly on your chest.
J-Dogg: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears27: Hey...

-CHILI CONTEST-
*Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay
attention to thefirst two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even
better!*

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how
true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time the
Rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the
Astrodome.

I wish I was joking when I wrote this. I wish I could say I was high, or drunk, or something of that nature, but Im not. Im just being honest.

I dont know if I am a bad father.

To be honest, I dont know if Im a good father, either. Or in between. I spend time with my daughter. A lot of time, in my eyes. We go to the park, we play games like memory and cards, I cook with her and eat with her, I watch tv with her.  I draw with her and color with her. I tuck her into bed and I wake her up in the morning. Im a single father.

But I play video games.