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Shared on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 16:42

Another Joke pt 3...


A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?'"

Rashanii

Shared on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 16:42

Another Joke pt 3...


A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?'"

Rashanii

Shared on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 16:41

Another Joke pt 2...

A woman walks into a bar and sits down, she notices a man sitting a couple seats down. She watches as he takes a shot, runs to the window, jumps out, flies around the building and then sits back down.

Astounded the woman asked how he did this.

He answered, "magic shot." She tells him to do it again to prove it.

He slams another shot and repeats his performance.

The man looks at her and says "go ahead give it a try." The woman orders a shot, slams it, runs and jumps out the window and falls to her death.

Rashanii

Shared on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 16:41

Another Joke pt 2...

A woman walks into a bar and sits down, she notices a man sitting a couple seats down. She watches as he takes a shot, runs to the window, jumps out, flies around the building and then sits back down.

Astounded the woman asked how he did this.

He answered, "magic shot." She tells him to do it again to prove it.

He slams another shot and repeats his performance.

The man looks at her and says "go ahead give it a try." The woman orders a shot, slams it, runs and jumps out the window and falls to her death.

Rashanii

Shared on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 16:40

Another Joke...


Three men were asked what they would want to be said about them at their funerals. The first one said, “I want someone to say I was a wonderful father.”

The second man said, “I want someone to say I was the greatest baseball player ever.”

The last man said, "I want someone to say, ‘He’s moving, he’s moving!’”

Rashanii

Shared on Mon, 11/27/2006 - 23:12

Gunsmoke 2007

So Tech Diversions has a contest to win a Wii. The way you win is to describe which classic Nes Game you would remake for the Wii, and why. Well, I decided to speak about my love of Gunsmoke, so I wrote this paper. Twice. The first time, I hit the back button on accident, and all of my stuff disappeared. But I am going to put it here, for posterity. Enjoy, and get to Tech Diversions to win a Wii.

Gunsmoke

 

Rashanii

Shared on Mon, 11/27/2006 - 23:12

Gunsmoke 2007

So Tech Diversions has a contest to win a Wii. The way you win is to describe which classic Nes Game you would remake for the Wii, and why. Well, I decided to speak about my love of Gunsmoke, so I wrote this paper. Twice. The first time, I hit the back button on accident, and all of my stuff disappeared. But I am going to put it here, for posterity. Enjoy, and get to Tech Diversions to win a Wii.

Gunsmoke

 

Rashanii

Shared on Mon, 10/02/2006 - 00:17

Honesty Pt. 2

    I feel refreshed. I want to thank everyone who took time out to read my review, it was actually therapy for me after that game. I went up to my local EB games, and returned my NBA Live for NBA 2k7, so that chapter of my life is complete. I did go back later that evening, and I saw that my copy of NBA Live 07 was being used at the demo kiosk, so everyone was able to see T-Mac's Perry Mason like jowls up close. I made sure of that. Some kid still bought the game, even after I showed him the draft, and T-Mac's face, and the getting pinned while dunking 5 times in a row. Oh well.

Rashanii

Shared on Thu, 09/28/2006 - 12:10

Honesty Is the Best Policy...

And Electronic Arts refuses to live by that rule.

The reason for my anger?

NBA Live 07.

I will give you a view into hell right now.

Draft

Rashanii

Shared on Sun, 08/27/2006 - 09:12

Happy 4th Birthday, Isabella!

Well, today is my daughter's 4th birthday party. She doesn't actually turn 4 for a few more days, but we are doing the party today because next weekend is Labor day. So with that being said, Happy early birthday, Bella boo. I am amazed by everything you do every single day. You are the greatest gift I have ever received.

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