Rashanii
Shared on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 16:42A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?'"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
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One Sunday morning during mass, the doors blasted open and Satan walked in.
Everyone freaked out and ran, except for one old man.
Satan was puzzled. He asked the old man, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
The old man replied, "Why would I be? I've been married to your sister for 60 years."
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With a sheep under his arm, a man walks into his bedroom and stands in front of his wife.
"This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache," he says.
The wife looks at him and replies, "That's a sheep under your arm."
He says, "I wasn't talking to you."
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Submitted by Fetal on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 16:44
Submitted by Fetal on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 16:44