I leper wants to treat himself to a good dinner, so he goes to the most expensive place in town. He goes up to the maiterdee, explains his condition, and asks that he be seated in the back of the restaurant so that he would not offend anyone because of the way that he looks. The maiterdee responds that he will get the best seat in the house just like everyone else. Against his wishes the leper agrees to take the table up front. The leper is halfway through his appetizer when a man a couple of tables away turns green, and procedes to run to the bathroom and vomit really, really loud.
