Dear Tide

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through my midlife crisis, I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white shirt. My unfeeling and uncaring wife started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

Dear Tide

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through my midlife crisis, I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white shirt. My unfeeling and uncaring wife started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtFfuH7uBiE[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtFfuH7uBiE[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNwiHUhkIR8[/youtube] Anyone want to play?

Some Ravens fan video history of the Baltimore Colts [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJQyiNaC7fk[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNwiHUhkIR8[/youtube] Anyone want to play?

Some Ravens fan video history of the Baltimore Colts [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJQyiNaC7fk[/youtube]

Alice n Chains - Down in a hole [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fqjXkx9j0U[/youtube] Pearl Jam - Porch [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBJO-nx8z_w[/youtube] Nirvana - Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d0vBwnTcCc[/youtube] NIRVANA - Pennyroyal Tea [youtube]http://www.youtube.com

Alice n Chains - Down in a hole [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fqjXkx9j0U[/youtube] Pearl Jam - Porch [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBJO-nx8z_w[/youtube] Nirvana - Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d0vBwnTcCc[/youtube] NIRVANA - Pennyroyal Tea [youtube]http://www.youtube.com