Yummy

I leper wants to treat himself to a good dinner, so he goes to the most expensive place in town. He goes up to the maiterdee, explains his condition, and asks that he be seated in the back of the restaurant so that he would not offend anyone because of the way that he looks. The maiterdee responds that he will get the best seat in the house just like everyone else. Against his wishes the leper agrees to take the table up front. The leper is halfway through his appetizer when a man a couple of tables away turns green, and procedes to run to the bathroom and vomit really, really loud. When the man returns from the bathroom the leper stops him to apologize. He even offers to leave. The man says that it is not the leper's fault, and encourages him to enjoy his dinner. 10 minutes later, the same man turns green, runs to the bathroom, and vomits very loudly. The leper is getting pretty irritated now. This time when the man returns from the bathroom the leper stops him angrily, and reminds him that he offered to leave earlier. The man told the leper that it once again was not the leper's fault, and offered to buy him dessert. The leper excepted the man's offer and ordered his dessert. Halfway through his dessert the leper looks up to see the same man run to the bathroom and vomit. When the man returns from vomiting, the leper jumps up from his chair and begins to yell and the man. He reminds him that he offered to leave twice, but the man kept encouraging him to stay. Once again the man says that it is not the leper's fault. The leper asks him what the problem is. The man responds "It's that the guy behind you keeps dipping his bread in your neck."