1. Taylor Swift is really pretty ugly. Looks like a frail specter about to keel over. And she's got that weird bucked-tooth smile. She's been talking smack about Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Not cool, Taylor. Not cool at all.
2. Lady Gaga is too weird. I don't like her. One thing that bothers me is how she preaches to her fans or little monsters or whatever that they need to "be themselves", when she herself is anything but. Being yourself is overrated, as Gaga well knows. If she's so into being herself, why hide behind all the masks and stupid outfits?
I'll make this short and sweet. Me and a handful of gamers from reddit have been collaborating to create a list of gaming developers and publishers that allow us to monetize the videos we put on YouTube using their copyrighted game footage.
I think a Cadillac Escalade with a cattle catcher is a land shark.
I wonder if I was in Hell for all eternity and my punishment was to lick the nostrils of a hippo, I think after about 1,000 years it would be less and less punishing but never truly enjoying it kind of like an asymptotic punishment.
Speaking of substance abuse, I really abused a stash of Starbursts today.
I’m still trying to figure out how to teabag in Forza.
This should be the last time I post in a while, promise. :) Unless you are enjoying reading these daily, let me know if so.
I'm not stopping daily intentionally (well, it's 2 birds with one stone) but I've come up with what I feel is a good plan for Mato and posting every day would more or less be me just giving general updates. So maybe I'll wait until Sunday evenings. I'll do Sunday Evenings or when she accomplishes a Goal, whichever comes first.
