Styrofoam's blog

Videogames deprave our children, and I'm glad someone finally steps up to the plate and take
a swing at the culprits responsible for this depravation. I want to be able to leave my
children in front of a computer or console for hours at a time, without having to worry about
them being exposed to content, that will scar them for life, or even worse make criminals out
of them.

On that note I want Mario banned from every retailer in the world. I don't like the idea of

Videogames deprave our children, and I'm glad someone finally steps up to the plate and take
a swing at the culprits responsible for this depravation. I want to be able to leave my
children in front of a computer or console for hours at a time, without having to worry about
them being exposed to content, that will scar them for life, or even worse make criminals out
of them.

On that note I want Mario banned from every retailer in the world. I don't like the idea of

Before you read this you should know, that I am by no means what would pass as a man in British Columbia. The closest thing I've ever been to working out is watching weightlifting. I wear specs and is more proficient with a computer than I ever will be with a broad sword (this includes the digital kind). In short, I would probably stand a better chance as a Victoria's Secret model, than as a bouncer at a nightclub. Still I recon I could beat up the following pussy villains if I met them in the flesh.

Team Rocket (Pokemon):

Before you read this you should know, that I am by no means what would pass as a man in British Columbia. The closest thing I've ever been to working out is watching weightlifting. I wear specs and is more proficient with a computer than I ever will be with a broad sword (this includes the digital kind). In short, I would probably stand a better chance as a Victoria's Secret model, than as a bouncer at a nightclub. Still I recon I could beat up the following pussy villains if I met them in the flesh.

Team Rocket (Pokemon):

... and I'm not talking the Aldous Huxley kind of brave new world. I'm talking the kind where  computers, cell phones, transportable media players and other electronic gadgetry is a pivotal part of everyones life ... along with all those manuals, chargers and cables of course. Setting up your TV is no longer a matter of plugging in 2 cables and hooking it up to  a power outlet. Nope. These days setting up a HD tv requires nothing short of a ph.d in electro-mechanics (with a minor in arts to get the right color scheme).

Today I was browsing through the Hall of Light (Amiga games database), when I realized something. I'm a 16 bit graphics whore!
I'm so ashamed. I always advocate gameplay over graphics, ALWAYS, and then this hits me right in the groin like a 300 pund lumber jack wearing safety boots. Ouch.

Today I was browsing through the Hall of Light (Amiga games database), when I realized something. I'm a 16 bit graphics whore!
I'm so ashamed. I always advocate gameplay over graphics, ALWAYS, and then this hits me right in the groin like a 300 pund lumber jack wearing safety boots. Ouch.

I don't like First Person Shooters. It's not that I hate them, I just find them to be boring. Much like any EA sports game I'd rather spend a romantic evening in bed with my old math teacher, than I want to waste time on this rehashed dribble. Apparently this is not a valid oppinion in most gaming communities. Timmie will start screaming leet speak ... sorry 1337 sp34k at me for not wanting to perform fellatio on the entire Bungie staff. He fails to see past all the eye candy, and realize that at heart, this is the exact same game he's been playing for the last 3 iterations *cough* Halo