Viking: Battle for Asgard

Sorry to disappoint you gents. There is no nudity in this game, might as well save your money for a few quality porn site subscriptions.

OK, that's not completely true. there is something resembling a washed down version of Blue Hustler; Freya's sideboob ... and her adversariy Hel is prancing around in a rather skimpy outfit. What I don't understand tho', is why they don't settle it like real women. That means locking lips and rolling around naked in a puddle of mud.
So what it comes down to, is you paying £40 for 2-3 sideboob glimpses from a princess Leia look-a-like *sigh*

What I don't get is how creative Assembly can get away with this. Conan was released less than 2 months ago, and that game flashes titties right in yer face right from the get go. Any game with that much balls deserves to sell 100 million copies (trhat's roughly the entire gameplaying world). Of course watching Conan's ass for the rest of the game drags that number down a bit ... except in San Francisco I suspect. Still, tits WOOHOOO!!

So what else is in Viking, or more like who else ... and is she wearing any clothes??
You'll come across a few women, or more like the same woman, wearing the exact same 20 layers dress. Come on this is a scandinavian chick. That means she's blonde, delicious and more than willing to put out. have you CA even seen what scandinavian girls look like these days. here's a hint, they live by the MTV-megastar credo: less is better. meaning skimpy outfits only. But the girl in Viking seems to have missed that point completely, making her nothing but a boring distractiopn, that'll keep you occupied for the 5 secs it takes for your dvd player to boot up the latest Silvia Saint fuck-a-thon.

Unless you're into something weird like lotsa blood, dismemberments, axes, cages and ogrish looking guys, then stay clear of this POS

... oh and here's some inspiration to how it should've been done