YAY

Durty

Shared on Sun, 09/16/2007 - 11:56

Panties are ordered!!  Should have them within a week or so, and don't worry.....I will post pics as soon as I get them    I can't wait....I have a bit of a panty fetish if you hadn't guessed all ready, lol. 

I decided to quit smoking....for real this time.  No complaining, no drugs, no patch, no nothing except I am just done with it all.  I had my last cigarette at 6pm last night....that would be 18 hours ago now.  I am doing really well, not freaking out or anything surprisingly, I think about it everyonce in a while but then I tell myself....nope, you want to live...and you are just not smoking so quit thinking about it.  It seems to be working, lol. 

I found this and it cracked me up...enjoy.

If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius .

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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost! a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas . 

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"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Dan ny Ozark!

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.   It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it" --Al Gore, Vice President

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"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ." --Dan Quayle

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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?" --Lee Iacocca

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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football.  A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."  --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

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"We don't necessarily discriminate.  We simply exclude certain types of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor .

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"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery

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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away.   May God bless you.  You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. " --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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Feeling smarter yet?

 

 

Comments

Gatsu's picture
Submitted by Gatsu on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 16:22
Rock on. I think some boobie pics are in order. :)
M13a77's picture
Submitted by M13a77 on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 16:27
way to go Durty.
Bertt's picture
Submitted by Bertt on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 16:33
way to go Durty! Congrats and what a great way to start a new year eh?!
Ghog's picture
Submitted by Ghog on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 16:43
Awesome news!! You obviously sold yourself well and never needed any luck. We were all 'behind' you even when it wasn't booty day. :) Time to celebrate!!
SpecialEDsauce's picture
Submitted by SpecialEDsauce on Mon, 09/17/2007 - 18:16
Sure smoking is bad but people who don't smoke are dying every day of nothing. At least smokers have stuff like Iron Lungs to look forward to.
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 16:49
did you get the job? (kidding... congrats!)
BrokenDesign's picture
Submitted by BrokenDesign on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 17:37
Congrats, Durty! Best of luck in the new job, hopefully it's going to be a great fit for you! Excellent way to start the new year! ^_^
Mulchinator's picture
Submitted by Mulchinator on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 18:01
+1 on the blog, +1 on life. Congrats and definitely an awesome new year!!! re: bottle - I never thought of Coke's contour bottle like that, and now I never will forget it.
BigBobbyBean's picture
Submitted by BigBobbyBean on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 19:30
congrats. i was recently jobless so i know how you feel. now its time to struggle even more trying to catch up on the bills i have acquired
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 19:44
I'm very happy for you.
Donk2o2p's picture
Submitted by Donk2o2p on Wed, 01/02/2008 - 19:36
great start to the new year :)
SexKitten's picture
Submitted by SexKitten on Sun, 09/16/2007 - 12:16
lol yes I feel smarter....good luck with the not smoking..woohoo you can do it!!!!!!
elbe121's picture
Submitted by elbe121 on Sun, 09/16/2007 - 12:17
+1! Those comments are great, just what I needed being stuck in the office on a weekend. Good luck with quitting smoking. I recently just quit and after a month and a half I feel like a different person. Stick to it, you will feel soooo much better, and "go" longer if you know what I mean ;D
Nighthawk70's picture
Submitted by Nighthawk70 on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 22:47
Congrats and happy new year!!
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Sun, 09/16/2007 - 12:50
congrats! 18 hours is fantastic keep it up. I sent sexkitten an article form cnn... she seemed to enjoy it. pm me if you want it. and I DO feel like a frickin genius.
DarthCestual's picture
Submitted by DarthCestual on Tue, 01/01/2008 - 03:54
Grats Durty!!! :D
Rask's picture
Submitted by Rask on Tue, 01/01/2008 - 08:35
Gratz Durty!!!!
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Tue, 01/01/2008 - 10:51
Congrats!
cookieklr's picture
Submitted by cookieklr on Tue, 01/01/2008 - 11:39
That's awesome Durty!!!!!! Congrats!
RoyalMartinez's picture
Submitted by RoyalMartinez on Sun, 09/16/2007 - 15:33
after seen this ,im a genius there is no doubt about it ..... hey i quit smoking like a 2 years ago ,i just woke up one day and threw my cigs in the garbage ,it was hard at the beginning because of my friends smoking and i felt different but good at the same time doing what it was right to do , i still drink socialy but i have control over it .
ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Sun, 09/16/2007 - 15:38
Congrats on getting what you wanted
DrPlague's picture
Submitted by DrPlague on Sun, 09/16/2007 - 21:17
Hey Durty, tell Ric U R HOT. ; )
TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 10:49
PM me some info on it, might be interested in it myself. 10 pounds though sounds like water weight. Not that you didn't loose real weight too but usually the results of a diet the first two weeks are higher because of water weight. But i'd be interested in reading more about it.
nomodifier's picture
Submitted by nomodifier on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 10:56
HCG?
XSIce's picture
Submitted by XSIce on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 11:04
Eviluncle's picture
Submitted by Eviluncle on Fri, 09/21/2007 - 19:05
That swing looks like something I make
rabbmasterflash's picture
Submitted by rabbmasterflash on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 13:08
Be careful though, in a healthy way you shouldn't lose more than 2 pounds a week...water weight is different at first though. Congrats
Durty's picture
Submitted by Durty on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 13:46
After reading about this diet and what it entails.....how in the world could this be healthy? 500 calories a day? And you have to make your body think it's pregnant? Does not seem safe at all and it's very doubtful you would be able to keep the weight off after going off the diet...and that is what I am reading from other people who have tried this before. I'm with you, I would love to be able to lose that kind of weight that quickly.....really love it!! But I'm not sure this is the way to go about it. Let me know if you can keep it up and keep it off. :) If it does work for the long term I would most certainly try it as well. Good luck!
gigatrix's picture
Submitted by gigatrix on Fri, 09/21/2007 - 23:46
next to the last pic, the red head has some knarly sleeves. time for me to head back to the tattoo shop... that and she's smoking hot. :D
jackal857's picture
Submitted by jackal857 on Sat, 09/22/2007 - 11:00
woo hoo I know la la she works at one of the better shops in chattanooga.
SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 14:10
Congrats!
ixtab's picture
Submitted by ixtab on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 14:10
Great news Way to start the new year
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 14:12
SWEET!!! Congratulations!
sicrik's picture
Submitted by sicrik on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 14:13
congratulations babe and I just notices that on your background.....the space between the hotties legs, is shaped like a bottle lol
CRASHFIRE's picture
Submitted by CRASHFIRE on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 14:18
CONGRATS!!!!!!
CRASHFIRE's picture
Submitted by CRASHFIRE on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 14:18
Yeah YOU!
Falelorn's picture
Submitted by Falelorn on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 14:19
gratz.. happy new year
sjam613's picture
Submitted by sjam613 on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 14:22
Yahhooooooooooo Congrats Durty!
OldSkewl's picture
Submitted by OldSkewl on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 14:32
CONGRATS!!!!
BalekFekete's picture
Submitted by BalekFekete on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 14:40
Grats!
KuruptU4Fun's picture
Submitted by KuruptU4Fun on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 14:46
Congratulations Durty
LuxDraconis's picture
Submitted by LuxDraconis on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 14:46
Right ON! so, does that mean next round is on you? LOL!!!
FallingMan's picture
Submitted by FallingMan on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 14:52
congrats.
dos's picture
Submitted by dos on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 15:03
+1
darththorn's picture
Submitted by darththorn on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 15:26
Congrats, now it's my turn.
DarthClem's picture
Submitted by DarthClem on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 15:32
Congrats. It would appear there's some of that going on today!
MrGuster's picture
Submitted by MrGuster on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 15:41
CONGRATS!!!
LOSTRO's picture
Submitted by LOSTRO on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 15:52
YAY durty grats gurl!!! lets all celebrate with you by posting some sexy pics lol :)
Waterborn's picture
Submitted by Waterborn on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 15:54
Congrats! See, all those posts got the KArma on your side. :P
Caesar's picture
Submitted by Caesar on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 17:03
whatever happened to those gh3 vidz you recorded from the lan?

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