Nintendo is really cranking out the titles this summer. This week features a bunch of stuff for Switch as well as another entry into mobile gaming for them.

SEBRAN KAGURA Peach Ball

Release Date: July 9, 2019

Platforms: NS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liRvGGcsi4w (NSFW)

I remember waaay back when it was a big deal that Nintendo started dropping their family friendly only policy when they released the version of House of Dead with the most uses of the F word back in the Wii days. This game is basically pinball porn with the tag line: “Bounce your ball along the curves of a crazy theme park, starring a ninja girl who thinks she’s an animal! … The usual features of the franchise are here too including dress-up, diorama, and intimacy mode!” I think I’ll skip this one thanks.

Kawase Fresh!

Release Date: July 9, 2019

Platforms: NS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9JxqKoYFQk

Another popular franchise in Japan this one is no less weird but a lot less creepy. It’s a cooking platformer where you’ll need to collect ingredients in your magical backpack.

Dr. Mario World

Release Date: July, 2019

Platforms: Mobile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b4DNKfs_tU

I’d totally trust that doctor! This is Nintendo’s latest title for iOS and Android. It’s a free to play puzzle game where you can challenge friends. The trailer is pretty boring but Dr. Mario was a fun game so hopefully it's just bad marketing which Nintendo is famous for.

Blazing Chrome

Release Date: July 11, 2019

Platforms: PC, PS4, XBOne, NS