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Wed, 05/29/2013 - 15:30
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I feel like people here are trying too hard to search for reasons to not like the One.  Is MS really that bad?  Did you hate the 8 years with the 360?  Just wait and watch E3, then see how you feel after that.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 15:45 (Reply to #32)
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Shadow wrote:

I feel like people here are trying too hard to search for reasons to not like the One.  Is MS really that bad?  Did you hate the 8 years with the 360?  Just wait and watch E3, then see how you feel after that.

On that note goodnight one and all, see you in 2 weeks or so.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 15:47
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Haters hating on the XBone

Ain’t got nothing nice to say

Last time I checked I didn’t give a shit

I’m gonna get one ANYWAY

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 16:06 (Reply to #34)
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SarcasmoJones wrote:

Haters hating on the XBone

Ain’t got nothing nice to say

Last time I checked I didn’t give a shit

I’m gonna get one ANYWAY

Maybe you should buy two, and then send me one as an early Christmas present. You know you want to.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 16:23 (Reply to #35)
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Fitzy wrote:

SarcasmoJones wrote:

Haters hating on the XBone

Ain’t got nothing nice to say

Last time I checked I didn’t give a shit

I’m gonna get one ANYWAY

Maybe you should buy two, and then send me one as an early Christmas present. You know you want to.

Make that 3!

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 16:26 (Reply to #36)
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CProRacing wrote:

Fitzy wrote:

SarcasmoJones wrote:

Haters hating on the XBone

Ain’t got nothing nice to say

Last time I checked I didn’t give a shit

I’m gonna get one ANYWAY

Maybe you should buy two, and then send me one as an early Christmas present. You know you want to.

Make that 3!

Pipe down, you two....you're both getting coal and you'll like it!

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 16:25 (Reply to #37)
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Fitzy wrote:

SarcasmoJones wrote:

Haters hating on the XBone

Ain’t got nothing nice to say

Last time I checked I didn’t give a shit

I’m gonna get one ANYWAY

Maybe you should buy two, and then send me one as an early Christmas present. You know you want to.

Forget it, Fitzy...I heard that you beat up ATMs and throw babies at the elderly. You have to be good to get Christmas presents.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 17:05
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Why are you guys upsetting Sarcasmo? When has that ever got you ahead in life?

Besides I'm pretty sure there will be regional coding that will prevent the US models working overseas so Jonesy can send your XOnes to Parcells up here in Canada, cooling is not a problem.

 

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:51 (Reply to #39)
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Parcells2 wrote:

Why are you guys upsetting Sarcasmo? When has that ever got you ahead in life?

Besides I'm pretty sure there will be regional coding that will prevent the US models working overseas so Jonesy can send your XOnes to Parcells up here in Canada, cooling is not a problem.

 

The Xbox will remain at Rancho Sarcasmo until it displeases me, at which point I will dismember and bury it in a shallow grave...next to the cat who thought he could make off with my sandwich. Nobody steals Sarcasmo's sandwich and lives to tell the tale! Nine lives my ass...

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 17:24
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Xbox One is mostly black in color.  Coal is mostly black in color.  Coal is mostly carbon, just like diamonds.  Diamonds are brilliant and valuable.

 

Therefore, Xbox One is brilliant and valuable.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 17:47 (Reply to #41)
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Autarch wrote:

Xbox One is mostly black in color.  Coal is mostly black in color.  Coal is mostly carbon, just like diamonds.  Diamonds are brilliant and valuable.

 

Therefore, Xbox One is brilliant and valuable.

Or thou shalt not poke fun at Microsoft or the Xbox One lest you incur my wrath.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 08:02 (Reply to #42)
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Autarch wrote:

Xbox One is mostly black in color.  Coal is mostly black in color.  Coal is mostly carbon, just like diamonds.  Diamonds are brilliant and valuable.

 

Therefore, Xbox One is brilliant and valuable.

XBones mostly plastic, and your perception is definately questionable after this...

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 15:52
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X1 FTW!! 

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 16:03
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In order to make a console other than the Xbox One worth purchasing, you have to plug it into the Xbox One's HDMI in port so that the true master console Xbox One can improve the lesser consoles weak software.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 16:08
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Anyone else thinking Skynet?

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 16:16 (Reply to #46)
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Anyone else thinking Skynet?

Uh, no.  Xbox One is nothing like skynet.

It's a machine the company wants in every living room connected to a worldwide network of computers, that can see in the dark, track your movements, recognize your face and voice, and even read your heartbeat.  It can interface with other electronics, and simulate you when you aren't around... and understand what you are saying...... ohgod

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 16:24
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Latest rumors are saying there will be a stun / death laser pre-built in to the Kinect.

Supposedly it will auto-fire at anyone in the room who is masturbating while watching the 10 min freeview on PPV Porn channels

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 21:58 (Reply to #48)
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CProRacing wrote:

Latest rumors are saying there will be a stun / death laser pre-built in to the Kinect.

Supposedly it will auto-fire at anyone in the room who is masturbating while watching the 10 min freeview on PPV Porn channels

 

Well it was nice knowing you guys ...

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 16:33
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Come with me if you want to live.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 16:55 (Reply to #50)
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SarcasmoJones wrote:

Come with me if you want to live.

No thanks Jones, I've seen the way you drive.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:54 (Reply to #51)
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Fitzy wrote:

SarcasmoJones wrote:

Come with me if you want to live.

No thanks Jones, I've seen the way you drive.

Come with me if you want to die.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 02:53 (Reply to #52)
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SarcasmoJones wrote:

Fitzy wrote:

SarcasmoJones wrote:

Come with me if you want to live.

No thanks Jones, I've seen the way you drive.

Come with me if you want to die.

Not the best chat up line I've heard. 

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Shadow wrote:

http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/121293-ps4-joins-next-gen-used-games-fiasco-possible-drm-for-new-console

I think that writing has been on the wall since EA announced they were going to shitcan their online pass for next gen.  EA just took it a bit further and canned it for current gen too.  Makes me wonder if the used game restrictions will apply to both the ONE and the 360.

https://help.ea.com/article/online-pass-has-been-discontinued

This quote from EA made me pee a little:

”EA wrote:
”“We heard the feedback from players and decided to do away with Online Pass altogether.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-05-30-ea-makes-some-online-pass-content-free-on-xbox-marketplace

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 00:55 (Reply to #55)
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Snuphy wrote:

Shadow wrote:

http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/121293-ps4-joins-next-gen-used-games-fiasco-possible-drm-for-new-console

I think that writing has been on the wall since EA announced they were going to shitcan their online pass for next gen.  EA just took it a bit further and canned it for current gen too.  Makes me wonder if the used game restrictions will apply to both the ONE and the 360.

https://help.ea.com/article/online-pass-has-been-discontinued

This quote from EA made me pee a little:

”EA wrote:
”“We heard the feedback from players and decided to do away with Online Pass altogether.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-05-30-ea-makes-some-online-pass-content-free-on-xbox-marketplace

That's so awesome, I bought Dragon Age Origins on an Origin-deal, but I never got the online pass. This is very good news.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 10:10 (Reply to #56)
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Snuphy wrote:
Makes me wonder if the used game restrictions will apply to both the ONE and the 360.

what used game restrictions?  MS has said they won't charge you to buy used games.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 10:33 (Reply to #57)
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Shadow wrote:

Snuphy wrote:
Makes me wonder if the used game restrictions will apply to both the ONE and the 360.

what used game restrictions?  MS has said they won't charge you to buy used games.

Restriction not the correct word.  My bad.  How does used game "policy" sound?

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 10:38 (Reply to #58)
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Snuphy wrote:

Shadow wrote:

Snuphy wrote:
Makes me wonder if the used game restrictions will apply to both the ONE and the 360.

what used game restrictions?  MS has said they won't charge you to buy used games.

Restriction not the correct word.  My bad.  How does used game "policy" sound?

ah.  Yeah I don't think they can do that since the 360 wasn't made to read disc codes like the One will be.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 06:24 (Reply to #59)
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Fri, 05/31/2013 - 07:06 (Reply to #60)
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DEEP_NNN wrote:

Shadow wrote:

http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/121293-ps4-joins-next-gen-used-games-fiasco-possible-drm-for-new-console

Sheesh, wrong topic. This is a XB1 lynching topic. ;)

 I do believe you meant this is the deeply intellectual and stimulating topic on the possible but not as yet confirmed pro's and con's of Microsofts new games console or is it entertainment centre. 

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