Want to snuggle? Only $60/hour

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#1 Wed, 08/22/2012 - 15:31
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Want to snuggle? Only $60/hour

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 15:32
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With her? I wouldn't give $0.60 to snuggle with that.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 16:24
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Well, it makes sense I guess since hookers don't like to kiss or snuggle.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 16:40
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I'll snuggle all of you bitches for free!

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 20:19 (Reply to #4)
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Tono wrote:

I'll snuggle all of you bitches for free!

 

way to ruin the market. i was going to do it for $3054

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 16:49
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There.  I snuggled you first with a like.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 16:56
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She could snuggle me. If she paid well

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 16:57
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Although you could have one for free:

 

 

BARTERING POLICY
Because Jacqueline appreciates the value of goods and services over money, she is eager to trade snuggles for select items and services. These include but are not limited to:
1. Organic, local produce and free range eggs
2. Deep tissue massages from experienced massage therapists
3. Legos - 80
4. Jeffrey Campbell shoes
5. Trade services such as plumbing, painting, electrical, hardwood floor refinishing, and HVAC. Must be from experienced professionals. 
6. Acupuncture
7. Automotive Services
8. Dryer (gas)- installation included
9. Lawn mowing/plowing/landscaping
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 15:05 (Reply to #8)
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ChurchPro wrote:

Although you could have one for free:

 

 

BARTERING POLICY
Because Jacqueline appreciates the value of goods and services over money, she is eager to trade snuggles for select items and services. These include but are not limited to:
1. Organic, local produce and free range eggs
2. Deep tissue massages from experienced massage therapists
3. Legos - 80
4. Jeffrey Campbell shoes
5. Trade services such as plumbing, painting, electrical, hardwood floor refinishing, and HVAC. Must be from experienced professionals. 
6. Acupuncture
7. Automotive Services
8. Dryer (gas)- installation included
9. Lawn mowing/plowing/landscaping

 

I think the official term for this sort of exchange of services is called marriage.  Yup...marriage...I knew it sounded familiar. I supply all of the above....and get a snuggle.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 15:42 (Reply to #9)
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Walladog wrote:

ChurchPro wrote:

Although you could have one for free:

 

 

BARTERING POLICY
Because Jacqueline appreciates the value of goods and services over money, she is eager to trade snuggles for select items and services. These include but are not limited to:
1. Organic, local produce and free range eggs
2. Deep tissue massages from experienced massage therapists
3. Legos - 80
4. Jeffrey Campbell shoes
5. Trade services such as plumbing, painting, electrical, hardwood floor refinishing, and HVAC. Must be from experienced professionals. 
6. Acupuncture
7. Automotive Services
8. Dryer (gas)- installation included
9. Lawn mowing/plowing/landscaping

 

I think the official term for this sort of exchange of services is called marriage.  Yup...marriage...I knew it sounded familiar. I supply all of the above....and get a snuggle.

You're getting ripped off if all you are getting is a snuggle. wink

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 15:58 (Reply to #10)
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Walladog wrote:

ChurchPro wrote:

Although you could have one for free:

 

 

BARTERING POLICY
Because Jacqueline appreciates the value of goods and services over money, she is eager to trade snuggles for select items and services. These include but are not limited to:
1. Organic, local produce and free range eggs
2. Deep tissue massages from experienced massage therapists
3. Legos - 80
4. Jeffrey Campbell shoes
5. Trade services such as plumbing, painting, electrical, hardwood floor refinishing, and HVAC. Must be from experienced professionals. 
6. Acupuncture
7. Automotive Services
8. Dryer (gas)- installation included
9. Lawn mowing/plowing/landscaping

 

I think the official term for this sort of exchange of services is called marriage.  Yup...marriage...I knew it sounded familiar. I supply all of the above....and get a snuggle.

 

 

 If that were the case then lifting heavy items should be on the list.

 

 

 

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 17:03
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I hate snuggling - I like to roll over and fall asleep.  I'm gonna send her my wife.

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 17:15
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That is not at all the first picture that popped in my head. I expected an apartment with the modern look in the center of a city, not the house in the trees. I also expected some larger "pillows" with more revealing "scenery"; not the hippie look. But.... That's just me

Wed, 08/22/2012 - 18:16
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Luckily, I get all the free snuggles I want at home, though I do admit that Legos would make a pretty good trade.

Maybe I should set up a snuggle-for-lego business? 93

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:45 (Reply to #14)
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NorthernPlato wrote:

Luckily, I get all the free snuggles I want at home, though I do admit that Legos would make a pretty good trade.

Maybe I should set up a snuggle-for-lego business? 93

 

I would snuggle for Legos! (I want the Lord of the Rings ones) 16

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:21
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 I'd be interested if i can grind my turgid member into the small of her back.

 

 

 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:36
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Note: there is no specification as to which part of the body receives the snuggling.
Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:17
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Okay, for crying out loud, this is a freaking 25+ forum. You are NOT supposed to know all the damn Legos sets...really...even if they ARE Lord of the Rings sets...

 

 

 

 

Wait, there's a Lord of the Rings set?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:23
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I love lego.

 

Cannot wait for my 2 little girls to get old so I can buy them / me loads of sets 1

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:32
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My boys just play Minecraft instead...

 

Now, a LoTR's Minecraft skins set....

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 16:13
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I could open her jars like a boss

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 06:15
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Where's "defend against spiders"? 43

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 16:46
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I dont even get a snuggle

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 21:07
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Wow - so many responses to this and no one links to the real Snuggler????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DsUTW4MdtM

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