Tali *Spoilers*

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#1 Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:50
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Tali *Spoilers*

Found this on the Bioware forums, if you don't want to know about Tali, DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK: 

 

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/347/index/9658925

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*spoilers*

 

 

 

 

It reveals what Tali looks like under her helmet. This is one spoiler I didn't mind seeing in advance. I was curious about how alien the Quarians would look. 

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:01
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Well thats a relief, because I boned her in ME2. I don't think I remember asking her to take off her mask, as I was so fucking horny. I mean shit I ran all over space trying get laid by her or Miranda or Jack. I think I just bent her over the table and all the while said "who's yer daddy?"
Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:20 (Reply to #2)
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EVILCLAW wrote:
Well thats a relief, because I boned her in ME2. I don't think I remember asking her to take off her mask, as I was so fucking horny. I mean shit I ran all over space trying get laid by her or Miranda or Jack. I think I just bent her over the table and all the while said "who's yer daddy?"

 

I must have been one ugly bastard in ME2. I couldn't get laid to save my ass.

 

That being said, I hope I get the chance to off Miranda in 3. Wasted waaaay too much time on her in 2.

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:48 (Reply to #3)
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Leviticus78 wrote:

EVILCLAW wrote:
Well thats a relief, because I boned her in ME2. I don't think I remember asking her to take off her mask, as I was so fucking horny. I mean shit I ran all over space trying get laid by her or Miranda or Jack. I think I just bent her over the table and all the while said "who's yer daddy?"

 

I must have been one ugly bastard in ME2. I couldn't get laid to save my ass.

 

That being said, I hope I get the chance to off Miranda in 3. Wasted waaaay too much time on her in 2.

I hear ya. I was trying to get any of these and at one point got Tali. Then was told that if renegade was high enough you could do Jack. I had my renegade up to within 3/4 of the end and still couldn't get into Jacks pants. There weren't anymore missions to do to add to it. I could just imagine Jack, in space, unshaven, space dust everywhere, sweating profusely through her bald stubbly head. Her holding you down saying "who's yer daddy?"Guess I'm kinda glad I didn't nail it.
Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:03
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Good thing she's not a dogface. My wife's theory was that she had a face like a dog and a snout and everything. That thought was enough to keep me away from her. 

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:56
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You could sex up Jack two ways - one, early, if you renegade score was high enough, but you didn't get the paramour achievo since, in Jack's words, it was "just about the sex".  The second way was wooing her with paragon responses and questions, same as Tali or Miranda.

 

My Male Shep cheated on Ashley with Miranda, while my femshep stayed loyal to Liaralaugh

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:58
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Side note - hilarious to read every 4th post in the BioWare forums thread being someone pissed about it being a spoiler cool

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 13:17 (Reply to #7)
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MTK005 wrote:

Side note - hilarious to read every 4th post in the BioWare forums thread being someone pissed about it being a spoiler cool

 

Yeah wading through the BW forums is a bit like going to Chuck E Cheese on a Friday night. 

Tue, 03/06/2012 - 13:22 (Reply to #8)
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Barheet wrote:

MTK005 wrote:

Side note - hilarious to read every 4th post in the BioWare forums thread being someone pissed about it being a spoiler cool

 

Yeah wading through the BW forums is a bit like going to Chuck E Cheese on a Friday night. 

So thats where your spending your Friday nights.
Tue, 03/06/2012 - 14:35
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Well, I do have 2 kids. 

Wed, 03/07/2012 - 08:37 (Reply to #10)
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Barheet wrote:

Well, I do have 2 kids. 

Okay, so long as it isn't voluntary.;)
Tue, 03/06/2012 - 15:24
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Tali is hot, but I expected more of a myspace picture from her considering that an actual photographer with her out of her suit would have gotten her sick ;)

Oh, and Im an intergalactic whore. 

Im pretty sure I had sex with everyone except Jacob. Dude has a horse face. 

I even got Liara back to my room in ME2, but she was a tease and we only hugged. 

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