Sienfeld episodes if it were on today

I subscribe to the @SienfeldToday' twitter feed.  They pump out show ideas that might have taken place if Sienfeld were still on.  Here's a couple of my favorites

George gets aroused during a TSA patdown. Bania steals a joke from Jerry's Twitter. Kramer falls in love with "the rare female cabbie."

Newman hoards the last Twinkies in the city. Jerry dumps his stockbroker gf (Lizzy Caplan) because she constantly uses a bluetooth earpiece.

Jerry makes a dinner reservation online, but they won't seat him, because he never replied to the confirmation email. Bania gets his table.

Elaine is late to a movie because her new boyfriend (James Wolk) will only get in hybrid cabs. Jerry's new gf cheats at Words With Friends.

Newman completes his epic DVD collection thanks to stolen Netflix deliveries. Elaine's boss accuses her of spoiling a ten year old movie.

George tries yoga to impress his new gf (Kathryn Hahn), but loudly farts in his first class. Kramer tries comedy at an open mic and kills.

George buys his gf (Elisabeth Moss) a used iPhone instead of a new one for Xmas, its autocorrect is full of racial slurs that get her fired.

George repeatedly sexts the wrong number. Jerry's gf (Anna Camp) thinks he should stop eating cereal and "start eating like an adult."

The Jumbotron at Madison Square Garden catches Elaine dancing, the crowd boos and the video goes viral. Kramer records a Festivus album.

George breaks up w/ his gf (Gretchen Mol) because she's ruining his Netflix suggestions w/ her shows. Newman claims to be part of Anonymous.

Kramer becomes an Internet famous photo bomber, so Jerry checks his photos and finds Kramer in the background of every single one of them.