The Real Meaning of 80 MPH

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#1 Mon, 03/19/2012 - 18:25
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The Real Meaning of 80 MPH

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 18:40
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W O W...  Though what's even more insane is that asshead here posted a video publicly ridiculing his WIFE... Yikes.

Honestly though, I've brain farted like this before, not quite THAT bad, but sometimes your brain just makes things much much harder than they really are. :)

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 18:40
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OMG she's so dumb it hurts.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 20:01
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Holy shit she must be absolutely freaky in the sack.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 20:20 (Reply to #4)
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PTR_Paparazzi wrote:

Holy shit she must be absolutely freaky in the sack.

I was thinking the same thing.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 21:17
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WHY did I watch that? uuuugggggh.... now I see where serial killers get their start. angry

 

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 22:49
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Actually, my guess is that serial killers have a higher IQ than this girl. You have to be pretty smart to keep evading capture. cool

It that was a brain-fart, it really stunk up the place. And her husband just lit a match!

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 05:52 (Reply to #7)
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M3Rocket wrote:

Actually, my guess is that serial killers have a higher IQ than this girl. You have to be pretty smart to keep evading capture. cool

It that was a brain-fart, it really stunk up the place. And her husband just lit a match!

Hell hath no greater fury than a blonde wife ridiculed...globally...like totally...

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 06:00
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Yeah...Well he didn't marry here for her maths abilaties that's for sure...Friend of mine once expressed amazment at the information the earth went around the sun and not the other way around, he was far from dumb, that everyday fact had just somehow evaded him. 

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 06:10 (Reply to #9)
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KnightofRedemption wrote:

Yeah...Well he didn't marry here for her maths abilaties that's for sure...Friend of mine once expressed amazment at the information the earth went around the sun and not the other way around, he was far from dumb, that everyday fact had just somehow evaded him. 

 

Well, there just ARE things that are quite common sense, but you've never really given any thought to until mentioned. I run into stuff like that occasionally still. Worse yet, is when one of my kids does this and I think, "damn, why haven't I told him that?" And it's simply something never come up in conversation, and the damn schools aren't doing half what they did when we went.

On the other hand, she CAN run a seven minute mile. Not olympic material, but not too bad.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 06:29
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I asked my wife this q as I pressed play and she said 1 hour I'm not blond !!

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 06:39
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Try this one

Which weighs more, a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 06:56 (Reply to #12)
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oldschoolsmart wrote:

Try this one

Which weighs more, a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?

I can say with out a doubt if I asked my wife this I'd wake up with a crowd around me !!

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 15:14 (Reply to #13)
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Kabar wrote:

Try this one

Which weighs more, a pound of lead or a pound of feathers

 

They both weigh more than that blondes brain, which is made up of 1/2 pound of fairy dust

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 15:55 (Reply to #14)
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i once had a long conversation with a colleague. A man of the cloth. a group of us were discussing the universe, stars, the solar system etc around a camp fire on an outdoors trip we were on. 2 of us were pure scientists. Another an ex city lawyer etc.

 

At first I thought he was taking the piss with his contributions. Then it dawned on me, and the 3 or 4 others there, all at the exact same moment that he had never for a second considered concepts of distance, orbits, vacuum etc. It was not that he had not just considered them but was an utter innocent in basic concepts outside his own faith.

 

What made it an enlightening experience that when this individual was faced with the concepts, this 30 odd year old was suddenly transformed in to the very picture of a bedazzled child who has suddenly discovered an amazing new realm of possibilities. he found it astonishing.

 

I don't pitty her for her dimness. I pitty her for what he is.

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POIDSLY wrote:

i once had a long conversation with a colleague. A man of the cloth. a group of us were discussing the universe, stars, the solar system etc around a camp fire on an outdoors trip we were on. 2 of us were pure scientists. Another an ex city lawyer etc.

 

At first I thought he was taking the piss with his contributions. Then it dawned on me, and the 3 or 4 others there, all at the exact same moment that he had never for a second considered concepts of distance, orbits, vacuum etc. It was not that he had not just considered them but was an utter innocent in basic concepts outside his own faith.

 

What made it an enlightening experience that when this individual was faced with the concepts, this 30 odd year old was suddenly transformed in to the very picture of a bedazzled child who has suddenly discovered an amazing new realm of possibilities. he found it astonishing.

 

I don't pitty her for her dimness. I pitty her for what he is.

+100  I have spent time teaching underprivileged and disadvantaged teenagers, the first thing I learned from them and was able to feed back was...Ignorent is not the same as stupid. My darling wife sometimes has me in fits with her theories on life the universe and everything, I know more than she, but and it's a big but, she can balance the household budget and deal with authority and it's paperwork, she can hold down a job, she can organize our life...all things I am feckin useless at.

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KnightofRedemption wrote:

POIDSLY wrote:

i once had a long conversation with a colleague. A man of the cloth. a group of us were discussing the universe, stars, the solar system etc around a camp fire on an outdoors trip we were on. 2 of us were pure scientists. Another an ex city lawyer etc.

 

At first I thought he was taking the piss with his contributions. Then it dawned on me, and the 3 or 4 others there, all at the exact same moment that he had never for a second considered concepts of distance, orbits, vacuum etc. It was not that he had not just considered them but was an utter innocent in basic concepts outside his own faith.

 

What made it an enlightening experience that when this individual was faced with the concepts, this 30 odd year old was suddenly transformed in to the very picture of a bedazzled child who has suddenly discovered an amazing new realm of possibilities. he found it astonishing.

 

I don't pitty her for her dimness. I pitty her for what he is.

+100  I have spent time teaching underprivileged and disadvantaged teenagers, the first thing I learned from them and was able to feed back was...Ignorent is not the same as stupid. My darling wife sometimes has me in fits with her theories on life the universe and everything, I know more than she, but and it's a big but, she can balance the household budget and deal with authority and it's paperwork, she can hold down a job, she can organize our life...all things I am feckin useless at.

+100 more. My wife's the most amazing woman at pure common sense reasoning. She leaves what we would call the  more espteric or higher reasoning to me. And it's not that she doesn't get it. She doesn't half the time have time for it. She gets things done and when she runs into somethign she's not familiar with , she asks, shakes her head, gets it, and goes on.

She very in tune with the body/energy/perceptions of behavior. She's a theapeutic masseuse and no doubt in my mind she could work for law enforcement almost like a profiler. She can "read" people as it were. I've seen here walk up to someone in aroom, and 5 minutes later tell me all about them, and even tell them all about them.

I'm good at numbers logic. Thats all.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 17:58 (Reply to #17)
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KnightofRedemption wrote:

My darling wife sometimes has me in fits with her theories on life the universe and everything

 

The answer is 42.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 18:01 (Reply to #18)
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jcotter13 wrote:

KnightofRedemption wrote:

My darling wife sometimes has me in fits with her theories on life the universe and everything

 

The answer is 42.

Ah! But what's the question?

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 14:47
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For the love of God I hope she's an actress (or wanna be actress) and this is just a gag.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 16:04
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Well put. I didn't watch the video, but figured she didn't understand what Miles per hour meant, or something. Some people just don't have those kinds of experiences to relate to.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 18:12
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Unfortunately I don't know the question. The supercomputer the mice built to find the question was destroyed by the Vogon fleet.So I don't think I'll be around when Earth 2.0 finally completes it's program.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 18:27
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I tried for a second time to watch the film last night...after 15 mins of filling in all the missing lines I gave up and accepted that Hollywood had fucked it up and there was just no getting away from itsad

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 19:02
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The original BBC Film was great. The hollywood remake from a few years back was pretty lame. the hichiker books never get old for me. I laugh like a buffon every single time I decide to re-read them.

 

On a side note, I really must say I did enjoy the opening song from the hollywood version a few years back....

 

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Yup, books great, radio show fantastic, TV series great...song Okay and that's all she wrote smiley

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