Diversions of the Nordic Variety

Awkward two weeks of silence.

It was interesting enough for me to break my silence. I might try the Ursine Shuffleboard next time I play.

SarcasmoJones wrote:

 I've been playing Skyrim since last November with 4 different characters. My go to guy, Sarcasmo Fjones, has lamentably become a depraved vampire and has started the post level 50 grind towards the legendary achievement. Some of his exploits include:

 Pin the Tail on the Torture Victim. The Dawnstar sanctuary is a place where folks who murder for money find companionship and rest in between jobs. The torture victims in the room where poor Cicero died make good target practice to improve archery and destruction magic skills. Fjones likes to shoot these hapless fools in the crotch, heal them, and start over...I pulled 20 arrows out of the guy I accidentally killed.

Zombie Pajama Party. Kill someone, take their clothes, and use the reanimate corpse spell on them. I like to put either the execution hood, from the first brotherhood meeting, or Cicero's hat if your zombie is the festive type.

The Great Flying Esbern. At Skyhaven temple, if you can catch Esbern outside in the practice area near the edge, give him the Unrelenting Force shout and marvel at the effects of gravity. Esbern won't die but he will take a very nasty spill.

The Orphan Trail. For some reason players cannot murder children, but the parents are fair game. Walk from Solitude, through Dragon Bridge, and over to Rorikstead killing every adult in town. In Dragon Bridge drag all of the bodies down to the bridge entrance as a makeshift barrier to keep bad people out. In Rorikstead drag the bodies to the farm and replay everybody's favorite scene from Motel Hell...the execution hoods come in handy here. Don't forget to shout at the kids.

Ursine Shuffleboard. Kill a bear and use Unrelenting Force to push the body to the closest town without stopping to fight, defend yourself, or healing. Can you make it to town without dying?

I can't be the only one in Skyrim who does stuff like this...

Sound slike fun times, will have to try some of this and see how it goes :) Thanks for the ideas