So was messing around on Urban Dictionary tonight and found the following:
Fitzy
The sensual act of sucking on someones neck...it involves a little lip, a little teeth, and a lot of tounge.
Cord gives the best fitzys around.
Hyperchurch
(Seriously think he added this himself)
to be on a level of greatness superior to that of a god
man last night was hyperchurch
Oldschool
Someone oldschool is someone acting cool and casual, bombing newbies on it's way, and always doing what he can to get a good time with his real buddies.
Seb dude! You're one oldschool mother fu**a!
Dante
Yet another self add
The most amazingly handsome man. Stunning, perfect, beautiful, sexy and is the finest man you will meet in a life time. He's a man who is a class above classes and i can't begin to describe the truly magnificent person he is. He will touch your heart with his poetry; he will bless your spirit with his grace; he will love you like no other has loved you and he is the most giving human being to exist. you have not met a true gentleman until you meet Dante. He places his faith in the universe and is a lover of the arts. and music is his passion, his comforter his soul. He is someone who will stand by you no matter the circumstance. A loving God who is more than he will ever know. A person who has blessed my life and i love him dearly, if only he knew just how much he means to me. each letter he has written, each poem he has written i breath it and he is appreciated beyond. If truly are a lucky oyster if you have him in your life because he is like the pearl of the life.
- Oh my God have you seen Dante today? - i have i met him and he is the most amazing guy ever - have you read all the beautiful poetry he writes - yes beautiful and it has changed my life... the more you read the more you can see what a Divine soul he is. He is special... very special.
A few that are a bit much for here. Still funny though.
So was messing around on Urban Dictionary tonight and found the following:
A few that are a bit much for here. Still funny though.
Dante
Yet another self add
The most amazingly handsome man. Stunning, perfect, beautiful, sexy and is the finest man you will meet in a life time. He's a man who is a class above classes and i can't begin to describe the truly magnificent person he is. He will touch your heart with his poetry; he will bless your spirit with his grace; he will love you like no other has loved you and he is the most giving human being to exist. you have not met a true gentleman until you meet Dante. He places his faith in the universe and is a lover of the arts. and music is his passion, his comforter his soul. He is someone who will stand by you no matter the circumstance. A loving God who is more than he will ever know. A person who has blessed my life and i love him dearly, if only he knew just how much he means to me. each letter he has written, each poem he has written i breath it and he is appreciated beyond. If truly are a lucky oyster if you have him in your life because he is like the pearl of the life.
- Oh my God have you seen Dante today? - i have i met him and he is the most amazing guy ever - have you read all the beautiful poetry he writes - yes beautiful and it has changed my life... the more you read the more you can see what a Divine soul he is. He is special... very special.
lol - I cannot believe this...bloody hilarious!
That's right you should be glad you have me here...I am wonderful
Parcells found the below quote funny but you need to understand the context (typically not recommended for a joke btw) which is some random Giants fan responding to an ESPN article about Tom Coughlin getting a contract extension...
"As a Giants fan, I think he should be able to coach as long as he wants for this team.
Also as a Giants fan, I think he should be fired if we start out 0-2"
So was messing around on Urban Dictionary tonight and found the following:
- i have i met him and he is the most amazing guy ever
- have you read all the beautiful poetry he writes
- yes beautiful and it has changed my life... the more you read the more you can see what a Divine soul he is. He is special... very special.
A few that are a bit much for here. Still funny though.
Just type the following name on http://www.urbandictionary.com
- Tourni (2nd one (almost like TourniCurbs)
- Snappy (2nd one)
lol - I cannot believe this...bloody hilarious!
That's right you should be glad you have me here...I am wonderful
Hah, a few for me to!!!
bongo: Graphic representation of the reproductive act, or close approximations of said activity.
bongo: xxx video or magazine porn
Bongo: A person or animal that has deep rooted phsycological or mental illness.
The person usually has unconventional ways of doing every-day activities such as licking clean a window.
A Bongo is often associated with the noise made by chubacca in the 'star wars' film franchise.
If football was like this I would watch.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=m-trends&v=AleYSkW2LoQ
Parcells found the below quote funny but you need to understand the context (typically not recommended for a joke btw) which is some random Giants fan responding to an ESPN article about Tom Coughlin getting a contract extension...
"As a Giants fan, I think he should be able to coach as long as he wants for this team.
Also as a Giants fan, I think he should be fired if we start out 0-2"
100+ likes LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2F4EFYM_MA
When you consider that all of those gadgets are now on your one cellphone.
Scary huh. And yes, I remember watching (porn) beta max!!
And the day the rich kid bought his Sony Walkman to school.
I had never heard anything like it.
Fuck I`m a gettin old too.
My neighbour knocked my door at 2:30 AM this morning.
Fucking 2:30!!!!
Lucky for him I was still up, playing my drums.
so it was you playing the drums at 2.30am, I could hardly hear myself drilling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua99zCtkOZ4
WTF cant my wife play the drums?
Brutal...but LOL