Mega Millions
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Fri, 03/30/2012 - 12:42
Mega Millions
To those I told I would be on tonight,
I may be delayed as I will be across the border in Idaho jumping on the Mega Millions band wagon and buy a lotto ticket as it gives me an excuse to play hookie from my second job and it is at an estimated 640,000,000 RIGHT NOW!!!
Also I would like to tell the Utah lawmakers how stupid you are for outlawing gambling in this fine state. Just think of all the good things you could have done with your cut from my lump sum that I will take from my winnings.
Sincerely,
Leviticus
Don't even bother buying a ticket. I've decided to win it tonight.
Now I just need to choose which Caribbean island I want to live on
Not to mention the 35% cut they get on all tickets sold. I'm hoping this huge surge in ticket sales keeps my property taxes down.
Should I win, I am going to move to Alaska.
46 - 23 - 38 - 4 - 2 - (Mega Ball) 23
Now where's that time machine I invented...
With a combined 85 total entries in the shop, we won 3 dollars. Huzzah.
My group won $10 with our 320 entries
I got nothing, even though I promised the ticket girl I'd go all Nicholas Cage and split it with her if she gave me a winner
I broke even.