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Mon, 07/15/2013 - 19:14 (Reply to #91)
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Oldschool, thank God you're here! I need someone to hold Parcells down while I punch him in the stomach.

OOEEEH! I love it when you talk tostesterone! Can I watch? *puppy-eyes*

I need to make this absolutely clear: beating up Parcells is not a spectator sport. You'll grab a blunt weapon and whale on him just like everyone else. Everybody gets a turn and it's okay if you want to get back in line and go again, but there will be no standing around.

Mon, 07/15/2013 - 19:20 (Reply to #92)
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SarcasmoJones wrote:

CrypticCat wrote:

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Oldschool, thank God you're here! I need someone to hold Parcells down while I punch him in the stomach.

OOEEEH! I love it when you talk tostesterone! Can I watch? *puppy-eyes*

I need to make this absolutely clear: beating up Parcells is not a spectator sport. You'll grab a blunt weapon and whale on him just like everyone else. Everybody gets a turn and it's okay if you want to get back in line and go again, but there will be no standing around.

Oh, alright, hand me the paddle already. Nothing personal, Parcells... *whackzors!*

Mon, 07/15/2013 - 10:18
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The secret to torturing Parcells is logic Jones. He's quite allergic to it. Screams and runs off yelling "serenity now".

Tue, 07/16/2013 - 09:02
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I feel like a baby Seal who's about to get clubbed. Bring it on losers!

Tue, 07/16/2013 - 09:40 (Reply to #95)
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I feel like a baby Seal who's about to get clubbed. Bring it on losers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzKAut3sVrw

Tue, 07/16/2013 - 18:04 (Reply to #96)
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SarcasmoJones wrote:

Parcells2 wrote:

I feel like a baby Seal who's about to get clubbed. Bring it on losers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzKAut3sVrw

I'm not sure what it says about me as a person, but that's one of my favorite Family Guy moments of all time.  It's only behind the Prom Night Dumpster Baby skit, which makes me laugh hard enough to piss myself everytime.

Tue, 07/16/2013 - 10:38 (Reply to #97)
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Parcells2 wrote:

I feel like a baby Seal who's about to get clubbed. Bring it on losers!

Heh, I wonder what your critical-attack is. ^^

Tue, 07/16/2013 - 10:43
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this topic hurts my head.

Tue, 07/16/2013 - 11:23 (Reply to #99)
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Shadow wrote:

this topic hurts my head.

Oh shut up and get in line, we're beating Parcells and we need help. :'/

Tue, 07/16/2013 - 14:16 (Reply to #100)
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Shadow wrote:

this topic hurts my head.

 

Yeah, I'm on the fence whether or not I should just delete it and pretend it didn't happen, or what.

Tue, 07/16/2013 - 14:59 (Reply to #101)
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Dixon_Tufar wrote:

Shadow wrote:

this topic hurts my head.

 

Yeah, I'm on the fence whether or not I should just delete it and pretend it didn't happen, or what.

Fall off the fence and lock it. Please. :)

Tue, 07/16/2013 - 15:35 (Reply to #102)
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DEEP_NNN wrote:

Dixon_Tufar wrote:

Shadow wrote:

this topic hurts my head.

 

Yeah, I'm on the fence whether or not I should just delete it and pretend it didn't happen, or what.

Fall off the fence and lock it. Please. :)

Was it something I said? This topic has been trending in the top 3 for over a week now and I honestly can't remember having this much fun. If you fellas just feel like you have to "do something" then why not just change the thread title?  I don't guess it matters much, my interest has started to wane and I was thinking about giving the Minecraft forums a visit. 55

Tue, 07/16/2013 - 16:24 (Reply to #103)
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SarcasmoJones wrote:

DEEP_NNN wrote:

Dixon_Tufar wrote:

Shadow wrote:

this topic hurts my head.

 

Yeah, I'm on the fence whether or not I should just delete it and pretend it didn't happen, or what.

Fall off the fence and lock it. Please. :)

Was it something I said? This topic has been trending in the top 3 for over a week now and I honestly can't remember having this much fun. If you fellas just feel like you have to "do something" then why not just change the thread title?  I don't guess it matters much, my interest has started to wane and I was thinking about giving the Minecraft forums a visit. 55

 

You may want to give the Gears Of War forums a little more of a lift.

Tue, 07/16/2013 - 19:32 (Reply to #104)
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Dixon_Tufar wrote:

SarcasmoJones wrote:

DEEP_NNN wrote:

Dixon_Tufar wrote:

Shadow wrote:

this topic hurts my head.

 

Yeah, I'm on the fence whether or not I should just delete it and pretend it didn't happen, or what.

Fall off the fence and lock it. Please. :)

Was it something I said? This topic has been trending in the top 3 for over a week now and I honestly can't remember having this much fun. If you fellas just feel like you have to "do something" then why not just change the thread title?  I don't guess it matters much, my interest has started to wane and I was thinking about giving the Minecraft forums a visit. 55

 

You may want to give the Gears Of War forums a little more of a lift.

LOL! Now that's funny! Why do I suddenly feel like a hitman? Perhaps I've been providing a valuable service for free this whole time. I bet I could make enough money derailing threads to hire professional thugs to beat up Parcells. Undoubtedly, they would offer to do it for free, but it just wouldn't feel right unless I paid them.

Wed, 07/17/2013 - 11:41 (Reply to #105)
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Dixon_Tufar wrote:

SarcasmoJones wrote:

DEEP_NNN wrote:

Dixon_Tufar wrote:

Shadow wrote:

this topic hurts my head.

 

Yeah, I'm on the fence whether or not I should just delete it and pretend it didn't happen, or what.

Fall off the fence and lock it. Please. :)

Was it something I said? This topic has been trending in the top 3 for over a week now and I honestly can't remember having this much fun. If you fellas just feel like you have to "do something" then why not just change the thread title?  I don't guess it matters much, my interest has started to wane and I was thinking about giving the Minecraft forums a visit. 55

 

You may want to give the Gears Of War forums a little more of a lift.

Jonesy can only do so much.

Tue, 07/16/2013 - 15:22 (Reply to #106)
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Dixon_Tufar wrote:

Shadow wrote:

this topic hurts my head.

 

Yeah, I'm on the fence whether or not I should just delete it and pretend it didn't happen, or what.

If I may... (bad joke alert!!)

For someone with a 'there's no need to be upset' siggy, you sound surprisingly like you have dixon tufar!

*mchammers out of view*

Wait... doesn't that open me up to siggy-related buttjokes too? Oh well... *steels self*

Wed, 07/17/2013 - 07:54
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Parcells isn’t overly fond of the direction this thread is taking. If it continues I may resort to telling Doodi on the culprits who insist with the threatening language to my overall well being as it is becoming very hurtful to my feelings and that crap. If you think my words are strong wait until you receive a verbal warning from Doodi, those pubic hairs on his chin aren’t just there for his good looks you know!

Wed, 07/17/2013 - 10:34 (Reply to #109)
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Parcells2 wrote:

Parcells isn’t overly fond of the direction this thread is taking. If it continues I may resort to telling Doodi on the culprits who insist with the threatening language to my overall well being as it is becoming very hurtful to my feelings and that crap. If you think my words are strong wait until you receive a verbal warning from Doodi, those pubic hairs on his chin aren’t just there for his good looks you know!

Doodi's a ballchinian? Now this is a wierd twist in direction...

Wed, 07/17/2013 - 12:30 (Reply to #110)
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Parcells2 wrote:

Parcells isn’t overly fond of the direction this thread is taking. If it continues I may resort to telling Doodi on the culprits who insist with the threatening language to my overall well being as it is becoming very hurtful to my feelings and that crap. If you think my words are strong wait until you receive a verbal warning from Doodi, those pubic hairs on his chin aren’t just there for his good looks you know!

Yeah, this thing actually has gone a lot farther than I thought it would: I received a call from the President this morning. He is unable to act in an official capacity, due to Parcells living in Canada, but chipped in $20 on the condition that one of the goons include a nut shot during Parcells' beatdown...and he wants video. I'm sure that once Doodi has been notified that we can count on him for at least ten bucks: he has a thing about folks who refer to themselves in third person. Nice try, Parcells...you may want to take a few minutes of the time you have left and get yourself a cup to protect your scrotus from our POTUS.

Wed, 07/17/2013 - 14:35
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Newman!

Wed, 07/17/2013 - 17:15
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We're a handful of unrelated comments from deleting this thread.  Let's keep this post to be even close to on topic, please.

Wed, 07/17/2013 - 18:03 (Reply to #113)
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Dixon_Tufar wrote:

We're a handful of unrelated comments from deleting this thread.  Let's keep this post to be even close to on topic, please.

Challenge accepted.

Parcells has been trying to derail a thread into oblivion for some time now and I'm not gonna give up if I'm only a handful of bullshit away. Hell I can do that in my sleep Mr. Downer. 

Wed, 07/17/2013 - 18:58 (Reply to #114)
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Dixon_Tufar wrote:

We're a handful of unrelated comments from deleting this thread.  Let's keep this post to be even close to on topic, please.

You're not the boss of me!

Thu, 07/18/2013 - 04:10 (Reply to #115)
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SarcasmoJones wrote:

Dixon_Tufar wrote:

We're a handful of unrelated comments from deleting this thread.  Let's keep this post to be even close to on topic, please.

You're not the boss of me!

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Thu, 07/18/2013 - 14:37 (Reply to #116)
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SarcasmoJones wrote:

Dixon_Tufar wrote:

We're a handful of unrelated comments from deleting this thread.  Let's keep this post to be even close to on topic, please.

You're not the boss of me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-jXe0x4YdM

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I'm getting mine March / April next year as Im saving a deposit up for a new motor. Feed up of driving beaters.

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LOL! That explains the macrame...love that episode. Amazing! (pronounced a -MAY-zing)

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I ordered my day 1 edition from Microsoft's online store.   I'm looking forward to Titanfall and AC4.

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