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What a different world it would be...

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DarthClem

Can you imagine how different the world would be if all the things that came out of our bodies smelled nice (and where applicable, tasted nice)?  I was thinking this as I took care of an itch in my ear canal with my pinky.  For whatever reason, whenever I scratch in or around any orifice on my body, I feel obligated to sniff my finger -- call it "my need to know".


So imagine this world...  You have company over and one of your guests says "Wow, something smells really good in here.  Did you make blueberry muffins?"


You say, "Nope.  I just took a dump, but thanks."

Comments (5)

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TDrag27·
But what if - blueberry muffins started tasting like shit then?
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MikeTheKnife·
Then I would become a big Banana Muffin fan (notice I did not say banana nut muffin)
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doorgunnerjgs·
Of course if shit came out smelling like blueberry muffins, then something that tasted like shit would probably BE blueberry muffins!\r \r @DarthClem - After your allusion to diarrhea when talking about runs, you are going to get labeled as a sh!t stirrer! LOL
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JRock3x8·
\"For whatever reason, whenever I scratch in or around any orifice on my body, I feel obligated to sniff my finger -- call it \"my need to know\".\"\r \r ROFLMAO
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YEM·
so when you scratch your balls/ass???