Sleep overs

Holy shit. I really hate other people's kids.

I don't know who said it first, but kids are like farts. Most of the time, you don't mind your own, but you really can't stand anyone else's.

Both my son and daughter have friends over for the night. This was not something I was consulted on, rather it was something my wife simply informed me about. The new rule is that both parents have to say "yes" to a sleepover, and my answer going forward is "no".

Two 8 year old girls + two 9 year old boys = DarthClem ready to have a meltdown.

Also, my son's friend is the biggest Timmy you can imagine.  It's like concentrated Timmy on steroids.  His mouth just won't stop spewing Timmy-speak.