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Shared on Tue, 03/11/2008 - 10:36

10 Words that Don't Exist, But Should

1. AQUADEXTROUS   (ak wa deks' trus)

Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

2. CARPERPETUATION   (kar' per pet u a shun)

The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

3. DISCONFECT   (dis kon fekt')

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Shared on Mon, 03/10/2008 - 15:17

In The Ukranian Army

Where do I enlist, and how long is the contract?!?!?!?


 

SoupNazzi

Shared on Mon, 03/10/2008 - 15:17

In The Ukranian Army

Where do I enlist, and how long is the contract?!?!?!?


 

SoupNazzi

Shared on Mon, 03/10/2008 - 08:24

Someone You Should Know

Army Spc. Monica Lin Brown

CAMP SALERNO, Afghanistan–A 19-year-old medic from Texas will be only the second female soldier since World War II to receive the Silver Star, the United States third-highest medal for valour.

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Shared on Mon, 03/10/2008 - 08:24

Someone You Should Know

Army Spc. Monica Lin Brown

CAMP SALERNO, Afghanistan–A 19-year-old medic from Texas will be only the second female soldier since World War II to receive the Silver Star, the United States third-highest medal for valour.

SoupNazzi

Shared on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 11:51

Semper Fi

As I came out of the supermarket that sunny day, pushing my cart of groceries towards my car, I saw an old man with the hood of his car up and a lady sitting inside the car, with the door open. The old man was looking at the engine. I put my groceries away in my car and continued to watch the old gentleman from about twenty-five feet away. I saw a young man in his early twenties with a grocery bag in his arm, walking towards the old man. The old gentleman saw him coming too and took a few steps towards him. I saw the old gentleman point to his open hood and say something.

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Shared on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 11:51

Semper Fi

As I came out of the supermarket that sunny day, pushing my cart of groceries towards my car, I saw an old man with the hood of his car up and a lady sitting inside the car, with the door open. The old man was looking at the engine. I put my groceries away in my car and continued to watch the old gentleman from about twenty-five feet away. I saw a young man in his early twenties with a grocery bag in his arm, walking towards the old man. The old gentleman saw him coming too and took a few steps towards him. I saw the old gentleman point to his open hood and say something.

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Shared on Fri, 03/07/2008 - 13:51

Don't Ask If...

...you aren't prepared for the answer.



 
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Shared on Fri, 03/07/2008 - 13:51

Don't Ask If...

...you aren't prepared for the answer.



 
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Shared on Fri, 03/07/2008 - 09:49

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