If anyone living in the Midwestern states lost some or all of their belongings...er, or family members for that matter...I'm very sorry. My bad.
I caused a temporal whirlpool today. When I finished power washing my deck, I noticed the pressure washer itself was rather dirty. So I washed it.
The power washer washing itself seemed to create a logical paradox that tore the very fabric of the time-space continuum.
My Weber grill sprouted wings. It flew around the yard shooting charcoal briquettes just like Geometry Wars. The dog turned inside out.
