Da Roundup

That would explain why the truck stopped at White Castle on the way back to the station.

 

I think I saw this on Reno 911

 

I’m still suggesting Bush set up an international orphanage on his Crawford ranch. So far, he and Laura aren’t keen of the idea.

 

Have you seen him lately? He’s going to have to change his name to Al Gorge. I’m guessing his last temptation is Haagen-Dazs.

 

They’re already pretty good at it. I’d say additional training would be unnecessary.

 

Pictures include George Tenet’s soiled boxer briefs. Turns out he shopped from the American Male catalog.

 

Provincetown, MA. Highest percentage of gay residents of any municipality in the nation. It’s a wonderful, eclectic place. Wife and I spend a couple of days there almost every year. Coincidentally, it was the first point of contact of the Mayflower Compact. They later sailed across Cape Cod Bay and settled at Plymouth. I’m guessing because there were too many gay Indians in P-town.

 

Bad dog…Bad!

 

Featuring new and exciting ways to violate civil liberties and expose you to identity theft!

 

Brilliant!

 

Preferred outpatient treatment: Get a fucking life, you weenie!

 

What a bunch of dumb asses!  He's got really shitty credit.

 

If you’re going to bump uglies on anything steeper than a 3/12 roof, it’s advised to use safety harnesses.