10 Year Class Reunion
I have mine coming up in a couple months...These things suck. And just because they're not quite painful enough we were given a list of questions to answer and send back so that everyone "can get to know eachother again".
Here is a selection of the questions:
Are you married? Dating? Single? I might answer married and dating...just for fun.
Do you have a house or an apartment? I know for a fact that the girl who wrote the questions lives with her mom. I wonder how she'll answer.
What's your favorite food? Is this really relevant or even interesting after 10 years?
What do you do? Where do you work? What jobs have you had? Ever since the accident, my stripping career...
What is your life goal? I think we had to write that next to our senior picture in the yearbook. Please refer to Class of 98 yearbook.
What is your greatest accomplishment? I was invited to the 98 10-year reunion?
What will you be doing in 5 years? Filling out some gay questionnaire for my 15-year reunion.
Here are the questions people really want to know that weren't asked:
How many kids?
How many divorces?
How much weight have you gained?
And on top of answering questions, they're charging $80 to attend for apps and keg beer in a shitty hometown hotel banquet room. WTF?.
Has anyone ever went to their high school reunion and NOT regretted it? I'm clearly a little bitch-assed about this.