Dean Buys Baby Clothes

TDrag27August 11, 2011

Dean has been buying lots of baby clothes for our little man who's to arrive in the next month (give/take a week assuming I fall in the 80% portion of the gestational bell curve). And his selections (which I played no part in influencing) epitomize the proverbial, "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly".

The Good: These are cute. And I'll have no problem dressing my child in these.

The Bad: These are not what I would pick out for our spawn. But I'm going to let them pass because Dean really likes them.

The Ugly: I hate these. I hope the baby shits all over them and they become unsalvagable. The ugly fucking monster, if you don't recognize him, is Oderus from Gwar (a horrible, POS band from the 80's). And the outfit for the overalls isn't actually complete yet. An American flag bandana and stuffed Alligator is on the way so that baby can look like Bruce from "Swamp People". Sigh.

And here's Bruce from Swamp People for those unfamiliar with the show:

Comments (10)

ATC_1982·Aug 11, 2011, 5:16 PM

wow ... way to go dean .... Swamp people is a nice touch ... Um but really stick with things other then overalls ...

Lbsutke·Aug 11, 2011, 5:54 PM

well he could have got the onesie (sp?) that says:\r \r ALL DADDY WANTED WAS A BLOW JOB!

BeeMan110·Aug 11, 2011, 5:55 PM

The 1st 2 are great. The \"Level 1 Human\" is epic

BeeMan110·Aug 11, 2011, 5:57 PM

LOL at Lbsutke's comment... yep, there are worse.. just check Spencers at your local mall.

MTPathy·Aug 11, 2011, 7:26 PM

the level1 human one-z (however the hell its spelt) is all kinds of awesome, hell ill be honest i think all of 'em are great. tell your husband that he made awesome selections. (going to get wife to look at this blog for lol later)

JPNor·Aug 11, 2011, 7:42 PM

PLEASE tell me where he found the honey badger one. I gotta get it!

TDrag27·Aug 12, 2011, 2:10 AM

JPNor - \r \r http://www.zazzle.com/honey_badger_hes_so_nasty_tshirt-235740959816180062\r

TDrag27·Aug 12, 2011, 2:10 AM

LB - I've seen the \"All mommy wanted was a back rub\" but not the one you speak of...But even Dean thinks those are tacky. Go figure!

SPARHAWK25·Aug 12, 2011, 6:03 PM

I have a secret man crush on Dean.

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