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Shared on Wed, 09/19/2007 - 14:42

Nebraska State Senator Sues God

LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.

Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes."

He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.

Chambers said the lawsuit was triggered by a federal suit filed against a judge who recently barred words such as "rape" and "victim" from a sexual assault trial.

The accuser in the criminal case, Tory Bowen, sued Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront, claiming that he violated her free speech rights.

Chambers said Bowen's lawsuit is inappropriate because the Nebraska Supreme Court has already considered the case and federal courts follow the decisions of state supreme courts on state matters.

"This lawsuit having been filed and being of such questionable merit creates a circumstance where my lawsuit is appropriately filed," Chambers said. "People might call it frivolous but if they read it they'll see there are very serious issues I have raised."

U.S. District Judge Richard Kopf, in an order last week, expressed doubts about whether Bowen's lawsuit "has any legal basis whatsoever" and said sanctions may be imposed against Bowen and her attorneys if they fail to show cause for the lawsuit.

ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jqCsP7OChy5Q8AFcTeiB58cfy6Uw

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SUPimp's picture
Submitted by SUPimp on Wed, 09/19/2007 - 14:47
Wow, right on.....I guess. I thought about a class action suit against Parents of America for believing what ever the Gov't or TV says is destroying your children and not researching it. Such as the media crazy every month in to the next video game that will turn your child into a mass murderer. Legal fees would be up there but I figure it would maybe send a message to people. Maybe one day when I'm rich and have money and time to burn...
Falelorn's picture
Submitted by Falelorn on Wed, 09/19/2007 - 14:49
God... damn... thats funny
YEM's picture
Submitted by YEM on Wed, 09/19/2007 - 14:53
@fale..... pun intended
SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Wed, 09/19/2007 - 15:22
LOL... good ole Ernie Chambers. (I'm originally from Nebraska). The world isn't normal for him if he isn't causing some sort of controversy.
FatBastard's picture
Submitted by FatBastard on Fri, 09/21/2007 - 13:10
Jeebus saves!

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